It's called string cheese because it's made from strings.
Why is the quality of the song inversely proportional to how much flesh there is in the video?
Because these days Madonna Likes it that way
Which backstreet's boy is Gay?
Take your pick
How far can you throw a lion?
Out of an airplane at 10,000 feet, about 10,000 feet. But the lion had better be asleep or tied up first...and have a muzzle.
How do scientists take the temperature of the substance with the highest melting point? A thermometer would have melted before then...
I have no idea!
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Just in case it doesn't work. Don't want to die of a nasty infection, now do we?
How long does it take to catch up on sleep you've missed for about 6 months?
About a week, I'd think!
Whose idea was it to put an "s" into the word "lisp"?
Sylvester the cat.
How come you don't put your shoes and socks on in that order?
You'd look pretty silly.
Why is the word for bad breath HHHHalitosis?
Because it's HHHHHHHORRRIBBBBBBLLLLEEE!
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Lack of affirmative action.
If it's the Lord's prayer why do we keep using it?
Posession is 9/10 of the law but we make the law.
Why can I eat a whole bag of cherry tomatoes in one sitting?
Because tomatoes are from Satan, note the red color and everything.
If you always find everything in the last place you look, why don't you look there first?
Well obviously you always find things in the last place you look - you stop looking once you've found it.
Why do people talk louder to people who don't speak their language?
So they can hear them better...duh.
Why do people flip you off when they are the ones driving like an A$$hole?
Because everything would be fine if everyone drove like an a$$hole - you're ruining everything - conform!
What's the word for that feeling when you're lying in bed and your torn between getting up to pee and going to sleep?
Lazy.
Why when an animal sheds does the hair always go straight to your nose, pants or eyes?
It's the animal's way of telling you to stop dressing for success and treating yourself so seriously.
Why can't we turn our heads completely around?
Because that would be rather gruesome.
WHy is it dogs don't like it if you blow in their faces but when they're in a car, they hang their heads out a window facing the wind?
Goofy!
Because the wind out the car window doesn't need Listerine. (I'm speaking for myself, not you, Mame!)
Why do American quarters and dimes have ridges on the edges, but pennies and nickles don't?
