Because you've dialled your own number.
Why isn't the ground floor the first floor?
Becoz otherwise calling it a Zero Floor would seem too spooky...
When a liar says "I am a liar", is he really lying?
Im a Liar......mmmmm?
Why does vinsan keep walking around the box?
Because he's caught in a time-space loop and, if he were to leave said box, it would cause the end of life as we know it.
Does anyone actually enjoy turnips, or do they just say they do?
I enjoy them mashed with carrots, it produces a pleasant taste, even more so with crushed onion or garlic added.
Why does my neighbours dog chase cows?
Cuz the cows chased him first.
why do people eat when they arent hungry.
shari6905 wrote:why do people eat when they arent hungry.
Its normal ... u know like people also think or speak when they aren't supposed to.
Does ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ mean anything?
Of course, it equals the numerical value of 50% of the outer circles continuity bearing.
Didn't Liverpool take that 'beating' off Man U badly?
No, they took it exactly as they should to keep non-news eating up newspaper space.
Is it true that Man U supporters could save money buying home and away kit each season by getting 'I'm a tosser' tattooed on their foreheads? :wink:
If I take you to Old trafford, would you like a meal before your admitted to Manchester Royal Infirmary?
Mathos, if you'll pay for my flight I'll show the chaps at Ol' traf the issue of Viz I pinched that line from...
Now answer the question stupidly, ask another question, and pull your head in.
Why is it that your thoughts are worth 2 cents when you volunteer them in a conversation, but your thoughts are only worth 1 cent (a penny) when you're asked for them?
Its false advertisement and I think we should sue.
Why does my belly growl?
'Cause you've got a tiger in your tank
Why don't people have belly zippers?
To keep their guts inside.
How can people be hungry enough to eat a horse?
I don't know, but...here are 15 reasons why it's great to be a woman... My faves are #2, 9, 5... which are yours?
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
9,14 and 7
Do men know that we think like them?
What, do you mean women think it would be a great idea to have a tv and a refrigerator in the bathroom, too?
Is there a Heaven for spiders?
Yep, that's where the flies and mosquitoes go, too.
Do fish sweat? If not, then why is the ocean salty?
Sure they do and they use GILLette deoderant.
Why does string cheese not come off in strings?
