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foxmoto
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 10:24 am
of course, ever heard of BARNEY.

Does the moon eat cheese?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 11:02 am
Yes, but only the green kind

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of twealve and buns in packages of eight?
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foxmoto
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jan, 2006 11:04 am
Because Frank couldnt count


Why are hamburgers called hamburgers;I dont see the ham?!
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 09:09 am
Just cuz you dont see it doesnt mean it isnt there!!



Why couldnt I sleep last night?
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Equus
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 10:03 am
You did. You just dreamt about tossing and turning all night.



Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 10:11 am
Yes but back then there was no lint in them since clothing didn't yet exist.


Why aren't dinosaurs portrayed as friendlier in films?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jan, 2006 10:12 am
People are scared of anything bigger than them.


Why do dogs find joy in the humping of legs and other odd objects?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:10 pm
They have itchy genitals.

How did ants choose their first queen?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 07:00 am
American Idol style sing-off. Loser was eaten by the rest of the colony, a fate which we may see in future episodes of the human version of AI.

Are dolphins laughing at us?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 07:02 am
Yes but they do it in such a friendly and well mannered way that humans can't tell.





Why aren't socks made to last as long as shoes?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:46 am
Feet are made from toadstools and there's not mushroom inside.


Why do clocks tick?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:51 am
Mathos wrote:
Why do clocks tick?


To make you think about the same.

Why didn't I use my purple colored socks with green lining (they are still in my closet)?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 11:05 am
Does the rest of the clown suit match?


I stopped my clock ticking anyhow.
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 11:09 am
Mathos wrote:
I stopped my clock ticking anyhow.


So that must essentially indicate you stopped thinking too. Start thinking.

Does this stupidity help anyone in A2K?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 11:18 am
It is a stupid society.

Did I previously forget to issue a question?
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 04:41 pm
Yes.

If a tree falls in the forest, does it swear?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 04:45 pm
Well youldnt you if you were a tree?



Why did I quit smoking?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 04:45 pm
Whatever made you think that, you must be mental?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 07:24 pm
It rained.

Why did I ignore Mathos' last post and answer Shari's instead?
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:21 pm
Because you love me, you really love me.



Why does the phone always ring while your too busy to answer?
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