To make it more interesting, of course!
Are all men limited to doing one thing at a time?
No we enjoy the unlimited freedom of choice.
How do you rate polyandry?
In the negative integers...
What is your opinion of cults?
Its a bad way to make friends.
Why do some poeple laugh like barnyard animals?
Some of us are still pretty primitive.
Why do some people feel the need to exaggerate?
Everyone wants to be as "cool" as us.
Why do they name parts of a clock after parts of the body?
They're not too original...
What in the world is an electric potato peeler and how is it supposed to be any different than the manual type? ha ha
You can't peel an electric potato with a manual potato peeler.
Why do people drive faster in the rain.
They are trying to deflect the raindrops
If a vegetarian eats vegatables, does a humanitarian eat humans?
Of course!
Why bark if you have a dog?
Freedom of speach.
if you put a penny in an envelope why does the post office send it back?
Because it's self-addressed.
Why can't you put all your eggs in one basket?
Because it would be too heavy to carry.
Why does a watched pot take longer to boil, or ... does it?
Because you forgot to put it on the stove.
Why can't I go faster than the speed of light?
You can...Look! You just did it.
Why would most people accept a million dollars from a stranger but not candy?
You don't put money in your mouth (usually) ...
Why are men so ... so.... irritating sometimes? lol
Don't place them near sensitive skin and you'll be fine.
Where is the pink paper?
It isn't. You're just looking at it through rose-coloured glasses.
How much tea is there in China?
75 lbs per adult, 2 lbs per child. Plus there's extra in case of emergencies
Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
Swimming with the fishes
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
