This is actually a mishearing of the original lyrics of the song, which have Mr. Dandy calling his hat/feather combo "a Marconi," which is what they originally called the very first radios. He apparently thought his hat looked like a radio when his feather was in it.
Why do most pencils have "No. 2" lead?
Because...well...um, uh, er, No.1 would be rather liquidy.
Why is birch beer so delicious but birch trees always taste awful when I lick them?
You are obviously not pouring the beer on the tree before you lick it.
Is it possible to make an artificial plant that does not collect dust?
Yes, put it in the office of an IRS agent, and it will only collect taxes.
Why can't people live on Jupiter yet?
The same reason why aliens don't live on earth.
Why are midgets now the coolest new pet on the market?
It stems from the resurgence of the Mini Cooper automobile. And when you own a Mini, not every pet will fit.
Which is softer, satin or velvet?
Whichever one you want it to be.
Which is more preferable: dumbass or dumbshit?
Lubna wrote:Whichever one you want it to be.
Which is more preferable: dumbass or dumbshit?
I am too
dumbfound to reply!
If size does matter then why nanotechnology's on boom?
Nanotechnology looks pretty good if you're starting with micro-nanotechnology.
If it is true that only her hairdresser knows for sure- then- knows what, exactly?
What size rollers she uses.
Why can't they make ceiling fan blades that don't collect dust?
Because then the dust would fly around the room.
Why aren't there more letters in the alphabet with little dots over them?
Because any more would be unnecessary.
What's the best letter of the alphabet?
T
Why do mice like peanut butter so much?
Because it is full of small nuts.
Why is the sky blue?
Because the grass is green.
What's the quickest way to earn cash?
Be a professional race car driver or test pilot.
Why does sage smell so good?
Because it contains wisdom.
In an ordered universe, why is there an Uncertainty Principle?
Someone has to watch over the bratty little uncertains.
How come clouds never crash to the ground and burst into flames?
Because they have Velcro to keep them from falling, and handy fire extinguishers.
How come we have to go to the bathroom, it seems the waste is a waste. *giggles*
Because toilets and plumbing are a big business.
Why are there no crickets in the game of cricket?
