Why have the Devon County Council just now sent a form to my son's home address, saying they know he will be studying abroad and he must keep all receipts so that he can claim a travel allowance - and he's been in France for a month already?
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Lubna
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Mon 24 Oct, 2005 11:27 pm
I'm confused as you are.
Why are the cops never around when you want them?
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Ticomaya
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 06:18 am
That's so they can be there when you don't want them.
Why do tornados target mobile home parks?
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Sturgis
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 06:22 am
Because the residents there are usually too poor to move on their own and the tornado is an unpaid mover.
Why aren't their any grapes in grapenuts cereal?
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Ticomaya
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 06:27 am
The bigger question is why aren't there any nuts.
Why isn't there any fruit in Fruit Loops?
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Sturgis
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 06:38 am
Because Toucan Sam sucked all the fruits dry. Besides did you ever try to make a banana or an orange into a tiny circle?
Who decided a Delicious apple was going to get that name when sometimes they aren't Delicious at all?
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Ticomaya
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 07:46 am
The culprit was Mr. Ebenezer Delicious, III.
Why do they call them "windows" when they don't let any wind through?
sturgis wrote:
Because Toucan Sam sucked all the fruits dry.
Good one, Sturgis.
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bikerkitty
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 12:48 pm
because the person that designed them wants to corner the market on wind chimes
why don't sandwiches have sand in them?[/color]
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Sturgis
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 12:55 pm
They do if you go to the beach.
Why would anyone name something a geoduck when there is no duck in it?
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bikerkitty
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 01:01 pm
because it is an evil ploy to defraud the duck community
Why don't oil and water mix?[/color]
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Sturgis
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 01:13 pm
It's a rivalry to be the best.
Why does Tico's name remind me of Tapioca?
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bikerkitty
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 01:24 pm
because you suspect that Tico is the inventor
Why is the sky blue?[/color]
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Sturgis
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 01:27 pm
Because it works best with both white clouds and grey clouds.
Why doesn't it snow in outer space?
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bikerkitty
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Tue 25 Oct, 2005 01:34 pm
Because there are no ski resorts in outer space
Why are salads named salads instead of lettuce stacks?[/color]
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Sturgis
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 07:12 am
because there was limited space on the menu.
How do I know that up is not down?
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vinsan
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 08:35 am
Sturgis wrote:
because there was limited space on the menu.
How do I know that up is not down?
How would I know if you know that up is not down.... I mean I don't know
What is the real name of the girl in the samsung E700 mobile phone advertisement?
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Ticomaya
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 09:02 am
Her name is Samantha, and she will be singing in the next commercial.
Should water have a taste?
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Lubna
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 12:15 pm
Yes, but we were too polite to mention it.
What's the first thing to say to a teacher you desperately want to kill?
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Ticomaya
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 12:21 pm
"Hello" is always a polite greeting.
Why can't a wool suit be washed? Don't sheeps get rained on?
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Sturgis
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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 02:59 pm
Ewe ever smell a wet sheep? That's why we don't wash wool suits.
Why did Yankee Doodle call the feather he stuck in his cap macaroni?
