I am what I am.
Can a scarf be scarfed down?
Yes, I figured it out because I have no life.
Why 2+2 has to be 4?
I don't think it does have to be; mathematicians seem to make it be anything they like by changing the base.
Does having no life mean you are quite happy not going and getting smashed at the pub/club all the time?
I wouldn't tell you even if I knew.
How many hits does it take to knock out someone?
Depends how strong the cocaine is.
Why can't politicians tell the truth?
Because then they'd be liars.
Is there a reason shoes are never the right size all the time?
Because most people have a left size as well.
Why are the stars brighter up in the mountains?
Because they are racists.
how boring can "boring" be?
Look at your reflection in a pond for the answer.
Can a tree fall if there is no wind?
With the aid of a chainsaw it will.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time I am near?
Vultures like you, ellpus.
this sign, that i printed out and put above my working desk: "No A2K Be4 4!" - what did i mean by that?
You meant you were not to consort with enemies before consuming four chocolate bars.
Is there a chance that the world isn't here?
Not really.
Would it make a difference?
No.
Are we part of the Red King's dream?
It would depend on who the heck the red king is.
Are turnips really imported from Mars?
If potatoes are from the moon and women from Venus.
How many wheels does the average car have?
An average car has average number of wheels.
If you die and become a ghost, will you be scared of yourself?
Should I be scared of ghosts in the first place?
If a diamond is a girl's best friend, what is a man's?
Anything that has wheels and an engine.
Since a diamond is just pressed coal why don't more women work in coal mines?.
Because they like being anti-social in a social environment.
Why isn't there a law banning the phone from ringing any earlier than 11 AM?
