Yes ... you really should be laying down.
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Dinosaur
Why do birds fly?
Because walking's a bitch.
What is the difference between marmalade and jam?
About 49 cents
How do you get time on your hands?
with a good marking pen that has indelible ink.
How do I know where I am going if I don't have a map?
Follow your heart! ... Or at least ask the person in front of you!
Why do bird suddenly appear... ev'ry time you are near?
They are looking for the seeds in your pocket
Do did all the flowers go?
Didn't you mean where? It's fall, silly. It happens every year like this!
What's love got to do with it?
Love is how it gets little "its".
Why do they say 'cut a check', when they mean 'write a check'?
The reason love is included, is because without it, the title would be "All you need is...." and leave everyone guessing.
Da da Doo Doo be da da Doo........what song is that?
Bugger, you beat me to it!
Hmmm. That song, could you hum a few more bars?
Where does smoke go after it disappears?
To that Big Cigar Factory in the sky.
Could you move over a bit so I can read over your shoulder?
Sure! Wanna help me on a2k? Oh, and the office needs straightening, and could you make some dinner?...
Why do we "drink"?
To get enough sleep!
Why are all those little faces on left of this text entry box staring at me? They're making me nervous!
They are part of a nautical research team trained to do deep ear diving...look out! Oops too late they made it into your ear.
Why is candy corn so weird looking?
Why have I never heard of or seen candy corn?
Why have I never heard of or seen candy corn?
Because you haven't looked for it. (may be only a US delicacy)
Why is television so boring?
Because people made it that way.
When is tomorrow?
Today is tomorrow.
Are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, really turtles?
