I'm really sad today, will you cry with me, please?
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devriesj
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Tue 11 Oct, 2005 12:11 pm
You betcha. I'm one of the best ... criers that is. I think it comes from being sensitive and a mom.
What are you sad about?
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Lubna
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Tue 11 Oct, 2005 08:13 pm
My best friend is moving out of the country, to china, the other side of the world. How could she do that to me? I should definitely have a crying party! devries, You're invited to my crying party!
Is it normal to have a crying party?
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Sturgis
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 05:35 am
No, only pathetic spineless weak willed people would have one, crying should be done in a dark windowless room while hugging a stuffed animal.
Why do women...even the tall ones...insist on wearing shoes with 5 inch heels which bend their feet into absurd shapes?
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devriesj
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 10:21 am
Because it makes our legs look great! That's why "they" invented the silly things in the first place!
Why do men have such a problem with crying?
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devriesj
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 10:25 am
Lubna wrote:
My best friend is moving out of the country, to china, the other side of the world. How could she do that to me? I should definitely have a crying party! devries, You're invited to my crying party!
Is it normal to have a crying party?
Oh, lubna, I'm so sorry about your friend! I really would come to your crying party just to be there for you. I'm so sorry! I have friends who will be moving away in the next weeks as well.
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Ticomaya
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 11:01 am
Most men don't have such a problem. If you want to cry, go right ahead.
Which is healthier: tuna or chicken?
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devriesj
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 12:27 pm
Depends on the tuna's or chicken's health history.
Why does it seem that sometimes time goes so fast and other times it just drags?
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Lubna
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 12:29 pm
Man speaking says, TUNA!
How would you describe color to a blind man?
P.s. Dev, I really appreciate that a lot, somehow I knew I could count on you!
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devriesj
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 12:38 pm
I've actually tried this one, I had a friend in college who was blind from birth. The thing that seemed to work best was describing the way the color affects the other senses. Like, blue was cool, like water...
What's it all about, Alfie?
- Glad I could be there for you, lubna!
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Clary
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 01:49 pm
It's all about Alfie. ALF is the Animal Liberation Front and they are threatening anybody who does anything connected with Oxford University.
Why don't the weirdos shut up and get stoned?
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Ticomaya
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 02:38 pm
If the weirdos would shut up, then they probably wouldn't get stoned ... or ridiculed, ... or tarred and feathered, ... or whatever else they do to weirdos.
Does a hookah produce less smoke than a regular pipe?
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Sturgis
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 02:50 pm
It depends on whether you have lit it correctly.
Why are dead people shown on U.S. postage stamps?
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Equus
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 02:53 pm
Because if you licked the backside of living people, they'd get mad.
Why do they call it a peanut if it is neither a pea nor a nut?
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Sturgis
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 03:02 pm
Because the knew one day Little Joe and The Thrillers would sing a song and Peanut worked best for the title.
How can I stop the sun from shining?
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Ticomaya
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 03:36 pm
You must first stop the world from going 'round.
Why do they call it a "permanent" hairdo, if it only lasts for a relatively short period of time?
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Sturgis
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 03:38 pm
To make you feel better that you have spent so much money.
Who invented the wheel?
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devriesj
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Wed 12 Oct, 2005 07:14 pm
I think his name was Ug.
If there really are UFO's how come some "normal" person hasn't just happened upon one and reported it?