So you can remember what made you pass out the night before.
How does a wristwatch know it has the right time?
Because it's always exactly three hairs past the mole.
Would people buy Hello! magazine if it didn't have the exclamation mark?
People love wasting money so the answer is yes.
Are the Colorado Rocky Mountains really that high or is that a myth?
No, they're THIS high.
Why are none of the people wanting to lead the British Conservative Party quite normal and nice?
Because of the mind-altering drugs they put in the water in Blackpool.
Why does the milkman usually come in the morning?
Because that's when the housewives are lying waiting for him.
What is the French for fiddlededee?
Fiddlêdédoi.
Can sunshine on your shoulder make you happy?
Only if you like getting burned.
Since it doesn't have hands, how can a country road take me home or anywhere?
(I'm starting to sense a John Denver theme here)
Most non-animate things that take you places don't have hands.
How can a person "fill up your senses"?
Sturgis wrote:(I'm starting to sense a John Denver theme here)
How so?
Well, on a hot summer day when hubby's been workin' hard, that smell'll fill up your senses real quick!
Where can I get some rocky mountain and how do you get high with it?!
(What John Denver theme?)
Go to Canada & Start Climbing ....
Does a Deoderant factory owner would always be smelling nice?
only if you like the smell of deodorants
Should we try and get green banned as a colour for plants, and replace it with blue?
Well that's just absurd! If plants were blue you wouldn't see them if you held them up towards the sky.
Why does it often rain for several days in a row even though people don't want it to?
You're standing in the shower, knucklehead.
Is this the insult thread?
No, but you aren't smart enough to figure that out.
Why do farmers get up so early?
Because their wives are so seductive.
Is there sand on Uranus?
Right next to the Gowanus Canal.
How much did those rings around Saturn cost?
Nothing, They are priceless...
Can I have a cookie now for answering your question?
Sure, unless you've turned them off in your web browser.
Why is dirt black and not white?
Is 70 too old to be here?
