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Sturgis wrote:Because people tend to drop them and they break.
Why is it called egg drop soup if it is never dropped?
Bcoz an egg has to be cracked and DROPPED into the ingredients to make the soup .....
Why do we have a word "millionaire" but no "thousandnaire" or "hundrednaire"?
Because the dictionary is too big already.
If they can send a man to the moon why can't they make junk food healthy?
Because no one was particularly hungry during the cold war.
Which came first, the chicken or the onion?
Obviously the onion, since you cannot cook a chicken without one.
Why don't people have cellars in their attics?
They do ... they're called "downstairs."
Why does apple pie taste good with cheese?
Ticomaya wrote:They do ... they're called "downstairs."
Why does apple pie taste good with cheese?
Because cheese won't taste good with ONLY apple.
What if answering to this question causes your death...?
Ticomaya wrote:They do ... they're called "downstairs."
Why does apple pie taste good with cheese?
Because cheese won't taste good with ONLY apple.
What if answering to this question causes you death...?
We all gotta go sometime.
Why are coconuts so high up on the tree?
Richard Potato (aka Dick Tater)
Why is it that 'East is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet'?
Because it makes more sense than "West is East and East is West and ever the twain shall meet".
Why did it take so long to harness electricity?
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Not to the rainy clouds... they harness it since eternity ... U know they have more POTENTIAL than humans :wink:
Why Z is NOT the first letter in English alphabets?
Because A is.
Why doesn't everyone have free phone access on their computers?
Because not everyone plugs a phone into their computer.
Why does salt taste so good?
Salt, once upon a time, was used as money. Its taste was a plot by "THE MAN" to encourage the lowly worker to eat up his wages. Hence, the term 'CONSUMER'.
Why is South Dakota north of North Carolina?
To confuse the commies!!!
A thermos keeps hot stuff hot & cold stuff cold. How does it know?!
It doesn't, it just takes a wild guess and gets it right.
Why are lemons so sour?
If they weren't we couldn't make that great pucker face. As a flautist it worked wonders. :wink:
Why don't chickens have lips or teeth for that matter?
Because they can't afford lipstick or dental coverage.
Why do some people pierce their tongues?
Because there just isn't enough pain in their lives and they just don't look weird enough without it.
Why does red wine leave such a terrible stain?
