They just hope he is not malpracticing...
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
yes, unless it was covered with butter. then it would be a butterwalk.
why is 'terrible' a bad thing and 'terrific' a good thing when 'horrible' and 'horrific' are both bad? why? why? why?
Because English is a most convoluted language. Awful was originally supposed to be a good thing, as in "filled with awe", but we know how that went!
Where did butterflies get their name anyway?
They used to fly into butter... gave it that gritty texture butter used to have when it was hand churned and since they had not yet been named...voila! Butter-flies which then became butterflies.
Why are the Chicago White Sox losing every game?
Bcoz
BCoz baseball isn't for loosers ...
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected be expected?
Now why would I know the answer to that, do I strike you as a genius?
Well....
Well... I know you ain't a genius and me neither too..
What does this squence of expressions suggest you
?
Are you asking me to dignify that question with an answer?
Answer please
Sturgis Dear, No formalities Please .... Just answer .... Thank you
Can anyone answer my previous question?
Re: Well....
That you have mixed emotions.
What's it all about, Alfie?
It's about time. Everything is about time.
Are there really stars in the sky?
Dunno
Dunno, haven't been there .....
If a typewriter can print while typing, why do we need a Printer?
Because it looks nicer on a separate table.
Do swabs on a ship use cotton swabs in their ears?
No, they are donating their earwax to science when they die.
Does anyone actually think "inside the box" ?
Yes. Some "think tanks" are rectangularly shaped and appear to resemble boxes. Those folks certainly do.
Can certain foods modify the color of your urine?
Yes, but some need to be immersed for longer periods than others.
Why are football commentators so good at remembering the names of all the players?
Because their names are on the back of their jerseys. It's not so easy announcing golf.
Why is asphalt black?
If it was yellow, they would never have made Wizard of Oz.
What's one plus infinity?
Infinity plus one.
Why don't all light bulbs last for 5 years minimum?
Because people tend to drop them and they break.
Why is it called egg drop soup if it is never dropped?
