When it's cut, otherwise it is it's destiny to branch out!
Why do ducks quack?
'cos they're made of brittle China.
Do doors creak, only when they get old?
No, unseasoned wood creaks even more than old wood.
Does a jester have to wear a cap and bells?
Only in formal settings, like the throne room, otherwise no.
Why don't more people walk around in silly costumes?
I thought they already did.
Why have people stopped wearing hats, which they have done for centuries?
Who Says?
No they haven't ... Police still do ... But you are right ..... they ain't people.
We know speed of light ... What's the speed of darkness?
I don't know! Every time I try to shed light on the subject, it runs away!
How do you describe the sound of silence?
A song, written by Paul Simon on Wednesday Morning 3A.M., 1964.
Why are my socks full of feet during the day?
Because they are chock full of dust mites, of the variety shown here.
Why do some beer cans have "pop" tops.
for those who lack the strength for twist tops!
Why can't we see the wind?
Because the wind is just energized air, and as it happens, we can't see air.
Why do they call urinal cakes, "cakes"?
Because your urine eats them up rapidly in much the same fashion as a person eats a cupcake.
Why are shoes made for a particular foot but socks are not?
Because the majority of people have adjustable feet, which will extend or shrink to fit into the sock shape perfectly.
Why, when I go Greyhound racing, do they always beat me by miles?
Because miles are the easiest thing to beat you with.
Why does Lord E. dress so strangely?
Because appparently that's the way they dress in Droitwich Manor!
Is Sturgis trying to get a clue?!
You mean, a clue to the reason for his existence? I doubt it.
What should I pack for the next 10 days?
Clothes.
Why don't people live on Saturn yet?
Because it's too far to drive.
Why do they put child-proof caps on medicine for the elderly?
child-proof !
devriesj wrote:Because it's too far to drive.
Why do they put child-proof caps on medicine for the elderly?
Because its child-proof ...
Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
even scarier if it's MALpractice!
Why do people say they put their faith in doctors if they're only practicing?!
