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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 12:09 pm
Because English is just such a silly mixed up language!

When is a car not a car?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 12:26 pm
When it's an elevator.



Why is cement grey?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 02:09 pm
NO! ... When it turns into a parking lot! HA!

Why not?! Be thankful it isn't lime green or flourescent purple!

Why do some birds stay in the cold north when they could fly south?
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 04:59 pm
Because they don't have bus fare.

Why do balloons fall up?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 05:07 pm
They don't fall they fly high on gas, man.



Why does the alphabet have 26 letters when that's a multiple of 13 which is considered bad?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 11:38 am
Cheese!
Sturgis wrote:
They don't fall they fly high on gas, man.



Why does the alphabet have 26 letters when that's a multiple of 13 which is considered bad?


To indicate that nothing's bad than it seems ...

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 12:28 pm
"fuzzy pickles!"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 02:24 pm
1298.345 Pounds
1298.345 Pounds per annum

Why is above figure in decimals?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 05:34 pm
That's a good question. Ask yourself!

Does anyone else have trouble coming up with really "good" stupid questions?
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Lubna
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 08:41 pm
Honestly speaking; No!


Is asking stupid questions stupid?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 08:47 pm
Duh!


Why does bleach smell like semen?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 09:00 pm
Duh!


Why does semen smell like bleach?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 02:15 am
Gosh!
Intrepid wrote:
Duh!


Why does semen smell like bleach?


I Swear I dunno.... Gosh! People really have strange Observations ....

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2005 05:50 pm
It is if it sucks up to my neighbors Laughing .




Why don't bicycles fly?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 03:35 am
Sturgis wrote:
It is if it sucks up to my neighbors Laughing .




Why don't bicycles fly?


People called Wright brother's Flying machine as a Flying Tricycle as it had 3 wheels ... So Yes their Bicycles can Fly
... Our's doesn't coz either it has no wings or we ain't Wright brothers ....

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 05:45 am
No, then it is dead.



Do birds ever miss their targets?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 08:11 am
Only when shot from a particularly inaccurate seagull launcher.


The label says "Remove lid and stand in boiling water for twenty minutes."
Will this scold my tootsies?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 08:14 am
Yes, and if you stand in really deep water it might scold a few other bits as well. (Sad, really, that your tootsies would get scolded for just following directions.)



Why are we not permitted to remove labels from pillows?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 10:05 am
The same reason we're not supposed to remove them from mattresses - "under penalty of law"...

Would that be the sleep police?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 19 Sep, 2005 10:06 am
Because it would get the big softies down - they'd have identity crises and become pillow cases.



How does a tree know when to stop growing?
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