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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:04 am
Believe me it's not what's on the my body which attracts me it's what's on the other persons body.



Why do people wear combat boots if they don't believe in war?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:15 am
Some may find them fashionable regardless of their other uses?

Why can't we all get along?
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:20 am
We can if we try. Where there's a will there's a way.


Why is Turkey such a little known destination when it is so beautiful, courteous and cheap?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:23 am
Because many people are allergic to both Turkey and niceness.


Why aren't people buying land on Jupiter?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:25 am
I have recently acquired two acres of beachfront property on Jupiter.

Why do people scream when they're being eaten alive by a wild animal?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 08:21 am
I don't know, but I imagine it must annoy the eater trememdously!

Why didn't you buy on Saturn? such lovely rings...
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 09:19 am
Because when you are actually on Saturn, you can't see the rings. It's just hazy.



What is the purpose of decaffeinated coffee?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 11:41 am
All the taste, none of the buzz.

Why do people like processed food so much?
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 06:27 am
Conditioning.

Why do you have to press Start to shut down the computer?

<still grinning at Tico's last>
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 08:00 am
Because if you pressed "Go" you'd have to collect $200.00.


Why does the "Always On" setting in Windows' power-management system turn your PC off after a few hours?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 10:07 am
Ideology ...
That very well explains MICROSOFT's Ideology ... Let make things Twisted

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you actually done?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 11:24 am
Shot yourself in the foot!

Do you know where Kalamazoo is?
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 11:38 am
You can download it from Kazaa.

If Sinterklaas is really from Spain, how come the Spaniards dont know about him?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 02:45 am
Traffic!
nimh wrote:
You can download it from Kazaa.

If Sinterklaas is really from Spain, how come the Spaniards dont know about him?


It like not all chinese people use China Clay pots ...

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 06:12 am
Because it gives you something to think about while waiting for the cars ahead of you to move.




Why does broccoli look like miniature trees?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 06:16 am
Because we stole them from the smurfs and they are actually big trees to them!



Do wisdom teeth really give you wisdom?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 08:31 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
Because we stole them from the smurfs and they are actually big trees to them!



Do wisdom teeth really give you wisdom?


Dunno but to me they give lot of pain... Ouch! I need to visit a Dentist ... Crying or Very sad

How can a blind person feel blue?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 10:09 am
They reach into a toilet tank that has one of those "10,000 Flushes" automatic bowl cleaners in it.


Why don't they let you "un-push" an elevator button?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 11:49 am
Same way you can't un-say something. What's done is done.

If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound?...
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doglover
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 11:53 am
Only if the tree falling isn't deaf.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway???
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