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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 07:30 am
Yes; but, only if you are a kernel giving it orders.




Why aren't there more stars in the sky?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 07:37 am
Because anymore light from the stars and there wouldn't be a dark spot in the sky and night would become non-existent

Why are hot dogs called hot dogs if they aren't made of dog?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 09:48 am
Because I don't like them cold!

Why do we close our eyes when we sneeze?
(Have you ever tried NOT to?!)
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 09:51 am
To keep our eyeballs from popping out, obviously.



Why aren't more pictures hung from ceilings?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 10:29 am
Unless you could make it look right, that'd be just silly! Plus pics should be hung at eye level and people would be bumping into them!

Why do you suppose the federal government wasn't more on top of the Katrina disaster relief effort?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 10:34 am
Because Bush and his cabal were too busy planning for their next natural disaster. Look out San Francisco.



Why are shortbread cookies called that?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 01:53 pm
because longbread was too phallic?!

What do you throw away the outside of, eat the outside and throw away the inside?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 02:17 pm
Squash, obviously.


Why do they call them "fountain" pens?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 02:19 pm
Because the ink flows out of them into the air.


Why are trailers called fifth wheels?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 02:56 pm
Because if it had four it would tip over?

Why DON'T chicken have teeth?


*p.s. Tico, it was CORN.
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vinsan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 01:17 am
Must Reply....
devriesj wrote:
Because if it had four it would tip over?

Why DON'T chicken have teeth?


*p.s. Tico, it was CORN.


Because you have them on their behalf.

Waht deos an othlopmaoligst sya wehn peoepl raed lteters sacrlmbed?
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RexRed
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 01:53 am
Why is the ground down?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 08:48 am
I don't know, vinsan, sounds like a joke.

Care to share the punchline - or is that a stupid question?
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RexRed
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 11:06 am
Why are people people?
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MinDSaY
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 12:42 pm
Well I would answer that if people were people....

Why is it that you hear so many people going on protests to stop kill animals when they have leather shoes on and eat meat.....
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 05:01 pm
Because it's the right thing to do and a tasty way to do it. Think of how silly they would look showing up in paper slippers after eating a crate of soy beans.


Is there a reason that Iowa has so many vowels?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 06:07 pm
Because consonants don't like corn.


Why are most pencils called #2?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 06:12 pm
Because that's as high as most manufacturers can count.




Is yogurt really meant to be eaten?
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 08:15 pm
If it's not, I'm in BIG trouble! <urp!> Excuse me...

Why does cottage cheese look like albino puke?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:34 am
tell me
devriesj wrote:
If it's not, I'm in BIG trouble! <urp!> Excuse me...

Why does cottage cheese look like albino puke?


Just a matter of one's vision, sometimes Adolf Hitler looks like Charlie Chaplin too ...

How can GAYs have attraction to something which is on their own body?
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