If you're a really good ventriloquist!
Why do optical illusions confound the brain?
The brain is fine, it's the eyes that get confused.
Why are flags flown at half staff?
To let the rest of the staff know that some are missing.
Why do birds fly?
Because they are afraid of trains.
What does Santa Claus do during the Summer?
Same as you mate when you have nothing to do and nowhere to go and nobody to boss you about or keep you under surveillance.
Why aren't satellite dishes shaped like ears?
Because the designer had a dish fetish.
Why is deer urine a good lure?
Because they would fill up with ear wax.
Why is chocolate cake called devil's food?
sorry, you are too quick my answer goes with the satellite
...Because if you eat too much it's like hell trying to get the weight off!
Why did the chicken really cross the road?
To find out who got pipped and who answered the wrong question.
Why is deer urine a good lure?
Why is deer urine a good lure?
Dont know... Go & Ask Deer
What is 'A' For?
A is for apple, J is for jacks cinnamon toasted Apple Jacks. You need a good breakfast that's a fact, start it out with Apple Jacks.
(Not understanding the commercial for Kellogg's Apple Jacks cereal, I mistakenly purchased a gallon jug of Apple Jack whiskey and used that to start my days.)
Why don't we eat corn cobs?
Have you ever tried? It's darn difficult. That's why!
Besides there's enough undigested material with the kernel husks that I shudder to think how a cob would go through!
Is the unasked question truly the worst question?
I suppose that depends on what the question is.
They make prune juice, why not raisin juice?
Wouldn't that be grape juice? (raisins being dried up grapes...)
Why is it that those who work in "cushy" or less physical work type jobs make more money than those who really work hard like those in say construction or in noble jobs like teachers or social workers?
WORK & MONEY & CUSHY
Numerologically CUSHY = 76 & MONEY = 72 ... the Difference = 4
Whereras WORK = 67 & MONEY = 72 ... Difference = 5
So Numerologically to WORK is being away from MONEY than being CUSHY and nearer.
Why do we like to ask STUPID questions?
Because it makes us feel smart when we answer them.
But don't we call prune juice, "plum juice"?
Because we want to know what others will answer.
Why does it seem that the right-brained logical / black & white thinker types can't comprehend the left-brained who see many more shades of gray?
BTW, Welcome to a2k, vinsan!
Because....because...Huh?
When they made silent movies, how did they keep from accidentally making noise?
They turned off the microphone.
Can an ear of corn really hear?
