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Shewolfs Thread (THE place to get down and dirty!)

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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2005 03:21 pm
<<<grabs doorknob>>

Gross! Who....dammit shewolf!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2005 03:22 pm
Embarrassed
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2005 06:06 pm
Funny how the threat of Dad coming home can still stop most of us in our tracks after all these years.

At ease, everyone. Dad just called and said he would be working late. Gonna stop by the porn store on the way home. Asked if I had any particular interests.

I suggested something on basketball and keeping score and he seemed to understand.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 22 Jul, 2005 08:12 pm
Laughing

pitchers and catchers >sigh<
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 05:48 pm
Amigo wrote:
I gotta get the hell off this computer.I'll never get laid.


jpm said we all needed to get laid. I don't know...even if I did get off the computer, I probably still would never get laid. Rolling Eyes
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 06:01 pm
My god, this thread is really getting impossibly shocking! Um, are any of you going to provide anymore descriptions?

Not that I care and not that I don't already know all about the things being discussed, although todger is a new one for the vocabulary. I guess that's what's known as British English. I wonder if all the names for the penis could be compared to all the Eskimo words for snow?

I think it's just awful that the poor emu didn't get dinner. Would you like some Emu Chow dear?
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squinney
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 08:58 pm
Quote:
Food Habits

The emu prefers and seeks a very nutritious diet. They take the parts of plants that have the most concentrated nutrients: seeds, fruits, flowers and young shoots.


Oh, I think she did get dinner.

But, I found the problem. Some seem to have taken "young shoots" the wrong way and poor emu got fed from the wrong end.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 10:51 pm
ACK! Well, I think she really needs to get laid by a nice, handsome emu and given the proper feed in the proper place, unless she really enjoyed the 'young shoots' at the wrong end...never know about those emus. Twisted Evil
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 10:52 pm
Diane wrote:
ACK! Well, I think she really needs to get laid by a nice, handsome emu and given the proper feed in the proper place, unless she really enjoyed the 'young shoots' at the wrong end...never know about those emus. Twisted Evil


Come to Australia, the emus here can't wait.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jul, 2005 11:29 pm
I'm too shy, I don't have enough money, I'm not the type emu's like. Yeah, that's it, I'm not the type emu's like.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 07:25 am
I've decided to become a born-again-virgin. Now how is it I go about doing that?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 07:33 am
you know there are surgeons who will recreate your hymen?! Confused
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 07:35 am
http://www.lvri-ny.com/hymenoplasty.html
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 07:39 am
Yes I'd heard of that. Saw a plastic surgeon on TV sew it back together for a young woman whose religious background meant her family would kill her if she was not found to be a virgin on her wedding night.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 07:52 am
too bizarre...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 08:14 am
yeah I think that is morbid.
Espically women who do it just for.. well..
thrills..?
I mean, you are paying like 5000 dollars to have a piece of skin infused on your body so you can just tear it off?
That makes about as much sense as having inflatable breast implants...... Confused
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dragon49
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 11:53 am
dragon swoops in catching she wolf in one talon and bella in the other, meeting kicky later in her cave, needing to be ready for his insatatiableness...knowing she can't keep up all night long with him...must have reinforcements
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 11:56 am
...meanwhile, Kicky waits, a happy, anxious grin on his drool-encrusted chin...
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Heeven
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 12:06 pm
Thank God I've got the night off! Three lovemates for Kicky - tire him out girls!
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 12:10 pm
Who said that means you have the night off? Twisted Evil
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