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Shewolfs Thread (THE place to get down and dirty!)

 
 
dragon49
 
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Reply Mon 25 Jul, 2005 03:57 pm
shewolf will happily lay herself down for the kicky i think, no swooping needed...

tomorrow, patiodog, i am dropping the duo off at your house so be prepared...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 09:12 am
HA!

pd should be scared.
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dragon49
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 11:57 am
kicky stumbles lost and covered in some crusty stuff from the cave... patiodog runs to lap kicky's face and wake him from his frazzled state, then realizing there are three insatiable women in the cave, in he runs to determine the origin of the amazing tasting goo stuck to kicky...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:08 pm
With all four legs pounding the dirt with all his might, PD breaks into the cave enterance to find 3 nude women laying on the ground.
The cave smells of sex, sweat and dust. Slowing his step, his eyes begin to adjust to the lack of light.
To his left there is a short dark haired woman leaning against the wall moaning something he couldnt understand.
At her feet is a brunett, laying on her back staring at the dark haired woman, laughing hystericaly. All the way to the right of the room is the 3rd woman who is sitting with her legs crossed, and her head in her hands.
All the women are glistening with fresh sweat and smeared with dust.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:09 pm
Isn't it weird that there is a distinct "after sex" smell?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:16 pm
BBB
Dyslexia ambles in very quietly with a broom and a mop to clean up the scene of the orgy.

Finished, he scurries out of the cave with a big grin on his face.

BBB
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:19 pm
he took some samples didnt he...

mounted cameras

and installed a trap door..
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:24 pm
shewolf
shewolfnm wrote:
he took some samples didnt he...

mounted cameras

and installed a trap door..


Well, shewolf, you know our Dys. A voyer if ever there was one. I wonder if Diane encourages him?

BBB
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:25 pm
whaddya' talkin about?
she was the GET AWAY Driver~!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:29 pm
shewolf
shewolfnm wrote:
whaddya' talkin about? she was the GET AWAY Driver~!


Shewolf, ach! I shoulda known.

Was she driving Dys' red Porshe or her PT Cruiser?

BBB
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:30 pm
they rented a Yugo...
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:34 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
they rented a Yugo...


Shewolf, there yugo again with your weird humor.

BBB Laughing Laughing Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:39 pm
Laughing
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 12:47 pm
Shewolf
Shewolf, quick, cover the Bean's eyes and ears so she doesn't find out what a depraved family she has.

Poor little angel.

I'm gonna rat on you to your mom.

BBB Crying or Very sad
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 01:12 pm
this poor child cant be saved.
This is what happens when Satan and Hecate mix.
ha!

My mom?
ppbbthh,, you think IM bad, I only truly blush in her presence.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 04:56 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
share ME?
ppbbthhh...
he cant handle me
I've just been standing here twiddling my thumbs
until you walked by
Twisted Evil

So you're the one I've been waiting for ... I shoulda known.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 04:58 pm
dragon49 wrote:
i can arrange to swoop in and pick up anyone on anyone's command. i am versatile as long as i get taken care of Smile if you know what i mean..

To the Wolfcave!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 05:03 pm
nimh
nimh wrote:
dragon49 wrote:
i can arrange to swoop in and pick up anyone on anyone's command. i am versatile as long as i get taken care of Smile if you know what i mean..


To the Wolfcave!


Sorry to disappoint you nimh, the cave is closed on Saturdays and Sundays. The hot women need recovery time. The men need time to refill the lead in their pencils.

The the sheep outside are willin if you scratch their backs.

BBB
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 05:22 pm
I'm sure the she wolf will make herself available for me. They know what to do with men who surrender...
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Diane
 
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Reply Tue 26 Jul, 2005 05:34 pm
Oh nimh, little do you know what you have gotten yourself in for. Don't worry though, we wil be there for you when you return to consciousness. You will be a changed man with a smile that just won't go away....
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