Thats what Im countin on...
LOL.
Be careful not to go into cardiac arrest--we'd miss you terribly!
I can take a lot.
Here wolfie, wolfie ...
nihm, provided you can handle the wolf scratches, dragon talons, and the bella nails, the wolf cave is ready. just remember, yesterday i swear kicky only had 3 posts, we wore him out. consider yourself warned.
funny.. he wore out quickly..
( i dont think he touched ANYONE other then himself either..)
Looking for a place to put this joke. Here? Sure, why not?
The Horse and the Chicken
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began
to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley motorbike.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and managed to get a hold of the
loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies,
best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story? ....... (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up
chicks.
Are you telling me I bought that damn Harley for nothing?
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
oh yeah, I can trust slappy's opinion.
You seem a little testy tonight, K.
Wanna talk about it?
Testy, me? Really? Hmmm... it's freekin hot, I have a cold, I had to chase after 2 little ones all day, I forgot to ffed my diabetic cat breakfast........ testy? Nah.
Yeh, well remind me the next time I'm feeling a little down to attack you with a vengeance.
Oh please..... I guess the lawn-mower incident has you feeling all sensitive.
<storms away muttering "bitch" under breath>
Joining in the cackling. Heh, heh, hah, hah, whee!
K, that joke was a groaner, but funny. Perfectly appropriate for this thread.
