hmmmm.... these shorts were too tight for slapping to happen.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 08:58 pm
littlek wrote:
the gym teacher with the too-tight shorts which forced his package to one side. What's that called?
Masturbation material for Gargamel?
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littlek
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Sun 10 Jul, 2005 10:18 pm
<grin>
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the prince
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 02:07 am
<giggle>
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nimh
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 03:15 am
Oh General Lee duh! OK. Yes, you were funny back then already too.
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George
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:09 am
littlek wrote:
I think there was one of those in every school. Her and her counterpart - the gym teacher with the too-tight shorts which forced his package to one side. What's that called?
Cheap hotel shorts.
(No ballroom.)
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Synonymph
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:24 am
Too early in the morning for that old joke.
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George
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:38 am
...too early in the morning for this old bloke...
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Synonymph
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:47 am
Too early for baroque.
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Gargamel
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 08:48 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
littlek wrote:
the gym teacher with the too-tight shorts which forced his package to one side. What's that called?
Masturbation material for Gargamel?
gym teachers
Ladies Home Journal
Hannity and Colmes
the Barbie aisle at Toys R Us
What isn't masturbation material?
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BlaiseDaley
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 04:59 pm
Uh, Richard Simmons?
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littlek
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 05:29 pm
The cheap hotel coach?
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Lord Ellpus
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 05:43 pm
Glasspaper?
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littlek
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 06:00 pm
Glasspaper?
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nimh
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 03:27 am
Bowling championships?
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kitchenpete
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 07:02 am
Funny stuff, folks!
I'll have to check on the signals on tonight's date...
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nimh
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 08:20 am
"tonight's date" - thats another thing not to masturbate to -- not during the date, anyhow
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kitchenpete
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:29 am
nimh wrote:
"tonight's date" - thats another thing not to masturbate to -- not during the date, anyhow
I can only hope the job will be done for me, if not more......but then again it's a first date so I shouldn't hope for that!
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CalamityJane
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:32 am
I wouldn't either kitchenpete - just be yourself and watch
those feet, and you've got it made.
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ehBeth
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:33 am
Of course you should hope for that, KP!
Just don't mention it in the first 10 - 15 minutes.
...but then again it's a first date so I shouldn't hope for that! 
