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On the lighter side of romance

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:24 pm
Dynamic? Really?
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:26 pm
Ask B, he'll tell ya.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:26 pm
In any case, a very attractive woman...
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:27 pm
There you go. I've never known Francis to be wrong.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:27 pm
Clue #6: The "No."

Fellas, when she says "No," or "Sick, get away from me you ugly bastard," it's game time. And by game time I mean you can get in about two minutes of leg humping until the police arrive.

Nice!
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:29 pm
Gargamel, I thought I knew "no" but apparently I didn't.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:29 pm
Hehehe, thanks Gargamel. I'm sure women everywhere will thank you (or something) for that advice to men on the prowl.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:29 pm
Thank you Francis.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:32 pm
Hey, if my sage advice helps even one couple, that's two more people in love...or one dude in jail.

I don't do it for the gratitude; I do it for love.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 12:34 pm
And they say there are no heroes anymore.

I'd not thought about it fully but even if a guy ends up in jail there's still plenty of opportunity for the making of the love there.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 01:33 pm
sod-amore
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2005 01:39 pm
...or conjugal visits.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 10:07 am
I didnt know about the feet thing either. Must be a woman thing?

George wrote:
littlek wrote:

Body-language clue #5: The Stance
..."The lower portion of the body is under the least control..."

Yeah, gives me away every time.

LOL!
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 10:11 am
Hey this Blaise-fellow - he's got like 40 pages of posts so he's not exactly new - how come I didnt see 'em before? You're funny, Blaise.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 11:44 am
Thanks Nimh. Very Happy

Does anyone know how this whole feet thing works if the parties involved are seated?
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 11:55 am
I'm trying to remember where whose feet pointed to when now ...
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 12:08 pm
If words fail you, nimh, pictures will do.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 12:11 pm
BlaiseDaley wrote:
Thanks Nimh. Very Happy

Does anyone know how this whole feet thing works if the parties involved are seated?


Yes. If she's lightly rubbing your crotch under the table with her foot, she digs you. If she kicks you, she doesn't...unless she's into that kind of thing.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 12:48 pm
Yeah, but - OK, help me out here. What if you're like, at an angle diagonally behind the back of her chair, and she's sitting with her legs to the one side of the chair, so her feet are not pointed towards you but then they couldnt, cause the back of the chair would be in the way, and on the other hand she does already sit with her legs to the side of the chair so thats already halfway turned towards you, but then perhaps she was already sitting like that before I dunno, I mean, what does it mean then, or am I overthinking this?
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sun 10 Jul, 2005 12:55 pm
Crotch rubbing, good. Crotch kicking, questionable. Got it.

Now I've been doing a fair bit of dating through the braille institute, does anyone know how these rules apply for those fine folk?
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