Why tongue-kiss?

Chai Tea wrote:

Oh Hey! Was that you?! Listen that loser DJ and I just broke up. I was so hot and bothered over you after that night, it couldn't never be the same with him.
I meet you tonight at 10:30 at the barstool we first tongued at. Just come up behind me and give me a "nudge"

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justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Try that with most girls and you will get a knee slammin' into your jewels.

I swear you are so cool! Laughing

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husker wrote:

I swear you are so cool!

Awwwww, thanks Husker. Embarrassed

You're VERY COOL yourself, ya know.

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I couldn't get past the first two pages of this thread. Too arousing.
The question "Why tongue-kiss?" has only one (one word) answer:
intimacy.

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husker wrote:

justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Try that with most girls and you will get a knee slammin' into your jewels.

I swear you are so cool!

when iam drinking i have this carisma that swooms the ladys, with romantic alure that subjects them to my wanting advances. and i reward them for their wanting stares and longing desire with a soft sensitive kiss. it only happons when iam three shits in the wind, some knw of this afliction and would eagerly buy me a tripple shot of tequlia to quickly get me in that don juan mood.

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justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Chai Tea wrote:

Oh Hey! Was that you?! Listen that loser DJ and I just broke up. I was so hot and bothered over you after that night, it couldn't never be the same with him.
I meet you tonight at 10:30 at the barstool we first tongued at. Just come up behind me and give me a "nudge"

its not my fault that when iam drinking that i turn into the point of all the ladys desire. and that the best looking one gets the prize, after ive kissed half of the clubs lady fare. its like if tom cruze was to walk in the ladys room thats full of his adoreing female fans. not bragging just stateing the facts.

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Somehow I doubt all of that crap JLLLLLL.

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lover come back!

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JLLLLLL wrote:

husker wrote:
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:

Try that with most girls and you will get a knee slammin' into your jewels.

I swear you are so cool!
when iam drinking i have this carisma that swooms the ladys, with romantic alure that subjects them to my wanting advances. and i reward them for their wanting stares and longing desire with a soft sensitive kiss. it only happons when iam three shits in the wind, some knw of this afliction and would eagerly buy me a tripple shot of tequlia to quickly get me in that don juan mood.

Bella--I think JLLLLLL might actually be putting us on, a sort of Andy Kaufmann thing, I think he might be a genius.

Especially the "three shits in the wind," thing. Too good to be true.

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do you write for hustler?

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Bella Dea wrote:

Somehow I doubt all of that crap JLLLLLL.

WELL, its true i have a way with the ladys when i drink i turn into a romantic loving sex god i just do and it get me into trouble with freinds because their wives come on to me it crazy when your with your freinds at their house drinking and his wife starts singing to you or pushing a bottle in between her lips in an in and out motion or be the one who started a girl fight just by swooming a few ladys at the same time you dont have to belive this but its true it only happons when i drink i dont fight i dont get stupid i just turn into don juan and end up hurting some girl that i didnt mean to because i avoid her and really kick her to the curb thats not fair to the ones that fall under my spell.

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Trust me, I know dude. It's tough being a pimp.

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he MUST be employed at hustler.
them thar' words are taken right from the
back page..
you know,, the letters from the readers?

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Chai Tea wrote:

lover come back!

so to me every female has a different taste, and it is the feeling that you get when you use the tongue i guess its like the snake it tastes with its tougue and if she tastes good let me at her. especially with tequlia, and all the time with champain, white or the red.