shewolfnm wrote:I remember this guy I dated when I was 17.
His idea of french kissing.. ( YUCK) was ...
hmm.. ok, imagine this :
Open your mouth as far as it can go ( literally )
and then cover your partners mouth and turn your face side to side while sticking your tongue into thier mouth.
the first time he kissed me I just stared at him in shock. couldnt BELIEVE he did that.
Our relationship didnt last very long after that. It was just too gross to kiss him and I HATED to kiss him in public because I am sure it looked like he was trying to eat my face.
I know what it is like to be kissed by someone who is a terrible kisser >shudder<
Oh gag, I think I must have gone out with that guy too! I think people like that must get all their sex education from watching porn. Like, well, this must be the way to do it, the women in those movies get excited.
I have a girlfriend who told me her ex-husband performed the entire sex act like that.
No matter what he'd be doing, he'd alway keep his body at an angle, and manuver her into a position as if there was a camera filming the whole thing.
Have you ever tongue kissed someone who tries to stick his entire tongue in your mouth, then just let's it lay there all flacid, and kind of just wags in left and right. GGGGGGaahhhhhg.
These guys NEVER got a second chance with me.