The Not So Big "O"

They're not vowels!....they are guttural chants, uttered in times of war to intimidate the enemy.

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hmm...
im with EB's post a few pages back.
Why is it always the MAN who sucks in bed?
Women can be crappy sex partners as well...
I mean, if she just lays there, no noise, no movement, no NOTHING.. watching you like you are a monkey throwing poop... what'cha gonna do ?
Laughing

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You're going to fake it, that's what you're going to do.

Or manually paint her face.

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so how can a man pull off 'faking' if he still has a hard-on Confused

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shewolfnm wrote:

hmm...
im with EB's post a few pages back.
Why is it always the MAN who sucks in bed?
Women can be crappy sex partners as well...
I mean, if she just lays there, no noise, no movement, no NOTHING.. watching you like you are a monkey throwing poop... what'cha gonna do ?

I think you mistook the intent of my post to which you refer.

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shewolfnm wrote:

so how can a man pull off 'faking' if he still has a hard-on

What are you talking about? You fake it, get the hell off of her and roll over quick and And think of it...you're faking because you're most likely not that all turned on, so the hard-on goes away pretty easily.

Not that I will probably ever do it again. But I was cracking up when I ran into a chick friend of mine later that day and the first thing I said was "I faked an orgasm earlier!" I kill me. You'd think MOST people would keep this to himself.

You know what they say: simple things...

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What were you doing getting jiggy with someone that didnt turn you on!!!!

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material girl wrote:

What were you doing getting jiggy with someone that didnt turn you on!!!!

You apparently don't have a penis.

You know...just something to do. It also had to do with that, plus being exhausted, and half drunk.

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material girl wrote:

What were you doing getting jiggy with someone that didnt turn you on!!!!

An average male, given the chance, would attempt to get up a frog if it stopped hopping!

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is this from experience lord?

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Gammy leg, I'm afraid....could never catch the blighters.

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And did you all know that puppies REALLY like peanut butter???

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creamy seems to be thier favorite

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

ConstitutionalGirl wrote:
If you men wana be good in bed, just lick or touch the button.

I dont touch the button any more. There you are, just getting to an exciting bit, touch the button and whoosh, the footballs no longer on and you're watching the cooking channel. Hours of touching the button later, you finally get back to the Football, only to discover that you've missed a rather splendid goal.

As for licking, one should never lick a TV set, the static shock could loosen a filling.

Have you've tried using an American Football? I heard it's easy to stuff up the a-whole with.

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I've had a couple girlfriends who would like be mad if I didn't have an orgasm.

I never had to fake it the first time.

But you know, sometimes when you're hitting it for the 2nd or 3rd time that evening or something, and you know you're not getting there, and she's getting tired, yet she'll be kinda pissed if you don't orgasm, sure--I've done it.

One time she kinda knew and was pissed about that--but soon got over it when we agreed neither of us would do that.

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It sometimes hurts a little if your partner doesn't 'get off', but it doesn't really seem like something worth getting mad about.

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littlek wrote:

It sometimes hurts a little if your partner doesn't 'get off', but it doesn't really seem like something worth getting mad about.

I know, I thought that was ridiculous.

I mean how would a woman feel if the guy got mad at her for not coming?

I mean, on top of not coming, they get mad at you for it? whoa

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Well if it's the 2nd or 3rd time, who cares?

She's lucky after the first, you're either not asleep, out drinking with friends hitting on other women, or playing PS2.

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Or watchin porn...

(I've actually done that, with one particularl mean girlfriend)...snuck in the other room a few hours after the deed and...

Am I bad?

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It would be funny if both you and your girlfriend faked it at the same time... Twisted Evil

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