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Mon 23 May, 2005 09:12 pm
We all know women fake orgasms. Heck, I can recall once it happened to me, and it was painfully obvious. But...uh...just that ONCE!
I was just telling a buddy of mine a story the other day how I faked an orgasm with a chick. Partly because she was as much fun in bed as washing your face with battery acid and I wasn't going to "get there," and partly because I thought it would be funny, since I never faked it. I figured since I had the proper gear on, I could fool her, which I think I did.
So I'm just wondering: any other guys fake an orgasm with someone? For you women who have faked it: would you be pissed if you found out?
I'll put a poll for the guys wearing skirts and don't want to respond.
(I don't think I've posted this topic before)
I wouldn't be pissed, I'd think he was odd.
Men can fake an orgasim all the time,
just spit on her back. ;-)
would I be pissed if i found out?
depends.. on HOW he faked it..
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littlek wrote:I wouldn't be pissed, I'd think he was odd.
So why isn't it odd for a woman to do it?
I really think I did it just so I'd have something funny to add to my experiences. So yes, I'm a little odd. Never had the urge to fake it before. If it's not going to happen, it's not going to happen.
LionTamerX wrote:Try faking an erection.
Well that works fine, as long as she's passed out.
Slappy - it is odd when women fake orgasms.
Never bothered even trying to fake one. If your at it for 3 hours and it hasn't happened yet it isn't going to. Just give up and go get a beer. :p
Hmm, from talking to women, I've had some respond they have done it. It may be "odd," but maybe not all so uncommon.
I'd do it when I was very young, but haven't for years and likely never will again.
Well I for one, really hope you do have sex again.
Oh mee so funny.
Men can't fake an orgasm - only women are allowed to!
Not that I ever have done so, I would probably burst
out laughing. If the guy is lousy in bed, he should know -
why fake it ?
littlek, have you met extra medium? He's kind of cute
and actively looking. He's posted in "Never really marry a
hot woman".....
Jane - I don't even know how to respond to that. Yes, I've seen him around, seems funny, but I have no detailed knowledge about him.
Sure women can fake orgasms, but that's nothing...
... men fake entire relationships.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait........... women can have orgasms?
I feel confident that one can assume that the doggy's better half does not post at this forum . . .
"I want you to meet my bitter -- er, better half... Oh, shyt..."
I faked one once, when I was on my own. But I found out I was lying and refused to talk to myself for a week.
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