You know you're the man if you can pull off faking an orgasm when getting a bj.
Unless it's with a sheep.....they dont really notice, in my experience.
How could she not know that you had faked it...no trickles? To put it politely!
I have faked an orgasm (or two) when I was much younger and lets face it... just not experienced or sexually assertive enough to know better or the difference between good sex or crap sex.
Now I tend to WHIP men into shape in the bedroom.
I must say though they were performed with much gusto! Including head tossing, back arching and much gurning and groaning. Worthy of an EMMY if not the Osacar!
No, it was a smooth one, I would imagine. Slappy could confirm this.
Language Joke, Slap . . .
Smorgs writes: 'course, rather than "of course" . . .
Lordofthegame, being willfully obtuse, responds as though we were speaking to one another, and she has said: "coarse"--and then contends that the condom in question was smooth . . .
Try to keep up, you're spoiling the rhythm of the comedy . . .
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:smorgs wrote:How could she not know that you had faked it...no trickles? To put it politely!
I had a condom on.
Real men cannot be contained by a single condom...
dlowan wrote:Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:smorgs wrote:How could she not know that you had faked it...no trickles? To put it politely!
I had a condom on.
Real men cannot be contained by a single condom...
OR a just a single woman.
women fake orgasims because the man sucks in bed?
Hmm.. what ever happend to makeing yourself have an ograsim? If they suck, just ask them to leave the room until you are done. ;-)
then.. let THEM sleep in the wet spot.
One of my specialities is to suck in bed.....no complaints so far.
shewolfnm wrote:women fake orgasims because the man sucks in bed?
Hmm.. what ever happend to makeing yourself have an ograsim?
Ograsim? Isnt that a herb?
Naw, it's that guy in the old testament who went around wanking all over the Holy Land . . . innit?
That's the thing I like about you Set, your knowledge of all things theological.
Next you'll be telling me that Jesus was a jew from the Middle East.....if so, why did he have a Mexican name?
Mexico had not been discovered at that time.
yeah,
the gifts to the baby gresus was
murr, orgrasim, and and something else..
hhehehhe
When we lost the the baby Jesus out of our nativity set, we substetuted some 'mini baby bells' and referred to it as 'baby cheeses'.
shewolfnm wrote:yeah,
the gifts to the baby gresus was
murr, orgrasim, and and something else..
hhehehhe
I believe the third gift was Frankenstien. He scared the crap out of the little baby. :wink:
smorgs wrote:When we lost the the baby Jesus out of our nativity set, we substetuted some 'mini baby bells' and referred to it as 'baby cheeses'.
What a friend we have in cheeses.
shewolfnm wrote:women fake orgasims because the man sucks in bed?
That's funny. Men never need to fake an orgasm when the woman sucks in bed...
