This is so old you guys will probably kick me out of here, not to mention it probably belongs on the Religion Board:
Q: Do you know why God made men's sperm white and pee yellow?
A: So he'd know whether he was coming or going.
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Has everyone heard that, like 10 years ago? Did it make it across the pond?
(Hmmm . . . not bad, but mustn't encourage him . . .)
I used to be quite fond of pron, especially the minced version wrapped around sugar cane and grilled.
Then I developed an allergy to carnations.
(sing out, Setanta!)
A white sports coat
And a Pink crustacean . . .
Whaddya' call a dogs with no hind legs and metal balls?
Sparky.
Poodle on Spaniel sex??? Kinky......
Actually, I'm not too surprised at the poodle -- you know how the French are.
PRON is back. It's Bella Dea's fault entirely.
(whip me, chain me later Dag)
sorry bella, but i work the other way around.
(chain first, whip later)
WELCOME TO PRON.... your latenight fantasy parlor...
Hey there, cutie. Dag sent me, said she needed a strong man to help her chain up some Bella. Have you seen her around?
dag.. we have the same idea
i got abit of cooter in mine though.
yeah, what is that? some sort of a twisted computer game? i found some pics that were way more explicit... unpostable... from the same source..
so did i
so i just altered a movie poster.
