BEST FRIEND HOOKED ON PRON..

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My closest friend Jack is obviously very interested in sex, is totally straight, but is forever glued to his computer, looking through various Porn sites.

Surely this is not a healthy pastime for someone who, only a year ago, was always into outdoor activities, the life and soul of the party and was there for his family when they needed him.

Now he is either eating himself stupid, or looking at Porn.

Question:- Do you think he is suffering from some form of depression?

I have tried talking to him about the subject, but as yet, I have not been able to have a sensible conversation with him regarding this obsession.

Advice please.

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You a hoot, Boss, a pure Dee laugh riot . . .

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Why do they always have to say "my friend" has the problem?

Just be honest--we're all nice here.

We know thats you! And you have nice hair, by the way. Um, I hope you're female?

I want to find a girlfriend who would be addicted to porn.

Is that wrong?

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See if you can lure him out for a game of Scrabble, Ellpus. If his words indicate a continued obsession with sex (e.g., sniff, ass, cockapoo), he's definitely got a problem, and an intervention may be necessary.

I'd suggest an E-collar, but then you'd just have to get the sofa cleaned.

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Lord Ellpus wrote:

My closest friend Jack is obviously very interested in sex, is totally straight, but is forever glued to his computer, looking through various Porn sites.

Surely this is not a healthy pastime for someone who, only a year ago, was always into outdoor activities, the life and soul of the party and was there for his family when they needed him.

Now he is either eating himself stupid, or looking at Porn.

Question:- Do you think he is suffering from some form of depression?

I have tried talking to him about the subject, but as yet, I have not been able to have a sensible conversation with him regarding this obsession.

Advice please.

Hmmm...well he doesn't look very depressed, I'll tell you that.

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give him a meaty bone.

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shewolfnm wrote:

give him a meaty bone.

I think he's already got one.

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i find this joke offensive. i know many real people irl that watch pron all the time (not that i'm saying that i'm one of them)

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If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.

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jpinMilwaukee wrote:

If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.

What is WRONG with people?

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Dont worry about it.He obviously has unleashable hormones raging.If he likes watching porn its not so bad.Id love a nice poodle like that to be interested in me.

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jpinMilwaukee wrote:

If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.

it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to non-human animal behavior of any sort

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Xgunner wrote:

jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.

it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort

WE ARE ANIMALS. Duh.

Oh and if it was intellectually stimulating I would know a lot more geniuses. What bunch of crap. Where do you get your information?

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Xgunner wrote:

it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort

Unfortunately, someone who writes a statement such as this is to be taken all too seriously. When one has one's intellect in one's hand, little more can be expected . . .

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Hey, isn't humping an animal behavoir?

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Sadly when I think of sex I remember seeing 2 dogs bonking in the caretakers garden at my old school.
I will forever equate sex with a dog hammering away behind a lady dog,with his salivating tongue hanging out of his drooling mouth.

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material girl wrote:

Sadly when I think of sex I remember seeing 2 dogs bonking in the caretakers garden at my old school.
I will forever equate sex with a dog hammering away behind a lady dog,with his salivating tongue hanging out of his drooling mouth.

Yeah....humping....dogs do it all the time and wait a minute....so do humans!!

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Do dogs have a position called human style?

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Xgunner wrote:

jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.

it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to non-human animal behavior of any sort

Nice edit there.

Still doesn't validate your statment.

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sublime1 wrote:

Do dogs have a position called human style?

Sublime! Where have you been? I haven't seen you around in a while. Or maybe that's because I've been sort of MIA....

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