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sublime1
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:22 am
Been working and traveling, but had this week off so I have been around a bit more than usual.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:23 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Nice edit there.


Not too swift, BD, it still reads "pron" . . . i wonder if that's anything like Tron . . .
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:23 am
Setanta wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Nice edit there.


Not too swift, BD, it still reads "pron" . . . i wonder if that's anything like Tron . . .


No, he added "non-human" animal behavior.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:24 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Xgunner wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.


it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort


WE ARE ANIMALS. Duh.

Oh and if it was intellectually stimulating I would know a lot more geniuses. What bunch of crap. Where do you get your information?



Xgunner wrote:
it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to non-human animal behavior of any sort



See?
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Xgunner
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:25 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Xgunner wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.


it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort


WE ARE ANIMALS. Duh.

Oh and if it was intellectually stimulating I would know a lot more geniuses. What bunch of crap. Where do you get your information?


dogs wouldn't actually enjoy looking at dog pron (at least not as much as humans do human pron) , so it must be that humans are more intelligent to appreciate looking at it i assume
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:27 am
Xgunner wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Xgunner wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.


it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort


WE ARE ANIMALS. Duh.

Oh and if it was intellectually stimulating I would know a lot more geniuses. What bunch of crap. Where do you get your information?


dogs wouldn't actually enjoy looking at dog pron (at least not as much as humans do human pron) , so it must be that humans are more intelligent to appreciate looking at it i assume


Your logic is dizzying.

Rolling Eyes
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:27 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Setanta wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Nice edit there.


Not too swift, BD, it still reads "pron" . . . i wonder if that's anything like Tron . . .


No, he added "non-human" animal behavior.


Yeah i know, but what's really a hoot, he continues to use a word "pron" . . . by which i suppose, one is supposed to infer his favorite intellectual activity . . . one which he pursues while massaging his "brain" . . .
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:29 am
Setanta wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Setanta wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Nice edit there.


Not too swift, BD, it still reads "pron" . . . i wonder if that's anything like Tron . . .


No, he added "non-human" animal behavior.


Yeah i know, but what's really a hoot, he continues to use a word "pron" . . . by which i suppose, one is supposed to infer his favorite intellectual activity . . . one which he pursues while massaging his "brain" . . .


Laughing He must not watch pron a lot. I mean, if he did he'd be super smart, right?
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sublime1
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:29 am
I am still confused

pron.

abbr.
1. pronoun.
2. pronounced.
3. pronunciation.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:33 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Laughing He must not watch pron a lot. I mean, if he did he'd be super smart, right?


Well, he's still young, and it takes a long time to clean that sticky stuff off the monitor . . .
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:39 am
According to the OAED (Oxford Animal English Dictionary):-

Pron :- Noun

1. pronography, prono, pron,

creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire within various sized shrimp.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:41 am
Ah vulgarity beckons . . .

I am reminded of shop worn bit of "wit" one finds written above urinals in public places . . .

Don't look up here, the joke is in your hand.

I feel it is rather pointedly apt with regard to our pron loving friend here . . .
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:43 am
Looking at that picture, one can only help to think:

"Who's hungry for some peanut butter?!?!?!?!?"
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:49 am
Good idea, Slappy....I will mention it to Jack.
Crunchy, or smooth?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 09:59 am
Smooth.

Less chewing, the better.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 10:15 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Smooth.

Less chewing, the better.


Is it just me, or does he frighten other people as well?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 10:18 am
It's all show, Boss, we've learned that he's basically harmless . . . for those who do not reside in the Greater Boston area . . . which should account for nearly every sane person in North America . . .
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 10:30 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Smooth.

Less chewing, the better.


Is it just me, or does he frighten other people as well?


In the words of my homie Mohammed Jamal Lewis-Smith: "Yo' axe, yo' shall receive n' sh!t, fool!"
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extra medium
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 12:01 pm
material girl wrote:
Sadly when I think of sex I remember seeing 2 dogs bonking in the caretakers garden at my old school.
I will forever equate sex with a dog hammering away behind a lady dog,with his salivating tongue hanging out of his drooling mouth.


Do you realize how much you just turned on every male on this thread???

You have a bright future writing highly intellectually stimulating pornography for heterosexuals.

Not to be confused with Sweet Spendius, who has "his" own career in homosexual erotic prose awaiting him.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2005 12:04 pm
Xgunner wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Xgunner wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
If you find this joke offensive perhaps it would be best to stay out of the humor forum until you develop a sense of humor.


it is offensive, hes comparing human activity to that of a dog, when in fact looking at pron is a highly intellectually stimulating actiivity and shouldn't be compared to animal behavior of any sort


WE ARE ANIMALS. Duh.

Oh and if it was intellectually stimulating I would know a lot more geniuses. What bunch of crap. Where do you get your information?


dogs wouldn't actually enjoy looking at dog pron (at least not as much as humans do human pron) , so it must be that humans are more intelligent to appreciate looking at it i assume


Gawd, I hope XGunner is not serious here?

Insane.

I'd debate it, but I don't think you'd even understand the 1000 ways in which your are wrong.

When did you complete your survey of dogs and how much they enjoy porn?

Are you serious XG?

Actually, if you are tongue in cheek here, it is a hilarious joke. Alas, I fear you are serious?
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