rayban1 wrote:Yes Blatham.......I have a certain affinity for you also.......in the movie world you would have been the intellectual recruited by the KGB at Cambridge. You would have defected to your glorious Socialist world where you would have become disalusioned and then died of TB. But you would have gone to your death believing the failure was because of the wrong people implementing the right scheme.
I also believe it is never trite or wrapping oneself in the flag, to stand up for my country and the administration which I voted for.
What do you stand for?
Well, those Cambridge boys, though surely a smart lot and terribly fond of books, had the same sexual preferences as Jeff Gannon and, possibly, Karl Rove, which is quite different from my own preferences, which involve loud curvy girls, non-corporate medications, a Conan outfit I filched when briefly working in the movie industry and, hanging above my bed near the mirror, a strikingly imaginative watercolor illustration of Margaret Thatcher where the artist has given her a heart rather than a serrated penis.
I don't like flags. Flags seem to have a single fundamental purpose, to communicate "We are not you. Wanna make something of it?" Far, far better to burn them and piss on them than to wave them or wear them. They are the equivalent of a badly raised eight-year old with a chip on his shoulder who hates promiscuously.
What do I believe in? This is not far off...
I believe in the soul, the cock,
the pussy, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.
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I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.