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Turning PBS into another propaganda tool

 
 
Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 04:17 pm
rayban1 wrote:
but our next targets are: LIBERAL ACADEMIA by forcing the hiring of an equal number of conservtive professors at EVERY university which accepts federal money and then. ?


This is a wet dream, and an indicator of rayban's ignorance of academia. Hiring is done by department not by the institution as a whole. Secondly most academics are more focused on their subject, often narrow specialty. It is others that turn their research to political use.

The 'Liberal Academia" that so enthrals rayban is in the same category as "activist judges" a figment of his over worked imagination.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 08:48 pm
I confess to an affinity towards rayban. I think he is likely to be a kind and gracious grandfather and even a good neighbor quite ready to lend a lawnmower or a bayonet so long as previous borrowings have proceded in a manner he deems appropriate - the thing returned with no more clumps of grass or blood than when it left his hands.

And he does have his ear to the ground. Perhaps, in an earlier lifetime, he served with distinction as a scout, sniffing out the enemy and discerning their firepower by wrapping himself in whatever flag he held sacred, and which the enemy held profane, then marching out, singing loudly, into the middle of thje clearing his enemy controlled.

We need chaps like rayban. Their riddled remains can tell us much.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:02 pm
blatham wrote:
I confess to an affinity towards rayban. I think he is likely to be a kind and gracious grandfather and even a good neighbor quite ready to lend a lawnmower or a bayonet so long as previous borrowings have proceded in a manner he deems appropriate - the thing returned with no more clumps of grass or blood than when it left his hands.

And he does have his ear to the ground. Perhaps, in an earlier lifetime, he served with distinction as a scout, sniffing out the enemy and discerning their firepower by wrapping himself in whatever flag he held sacred, and which the enemy held profane, then marching out, singing loudly, into the middle of thje clearing his enemy controlled.

We need chaps like rayban. Their riddled remains can tell us much.

Funny,
I always think of him as a little drummer boy type, but close enough.

Bloody good post Mr. B
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:10 pm
blatham wrote:
I confess to an affinity towards rayban. I think he is likely to be a kind and gracious grandfather and even a good neighbor quite ready to lend a lawnmower or a bayonet so long as previous borrowings have proceded in a manner he deems appropriate - the thing returned with no more clumps of grass or blood than when it left his hands.

And he does have his ear to the ground. Perhaps, in an earlier lifetime, he served with distinction as a scout, sniffing out the enemy and discerning their firepower by wrapping himself in whatever flag he held sacred, and which the enemy held profane, then marching out, singing loudly, into the middle of thje clearing his enemy controlled.

We need chaps like rayban. Their riddled remains can tell us much.


Ever the gracious and honorable mountie, you do us all proud. I salute you sir.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:26 pm
But poor Rayban.......he's standing out in the yard with big holes in his flag....... Crying or Very sad
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rayban1
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:33 pm
Yes Blatham.......I have a certain affinity for you also.......in the movie world you would have been the intellectual recruited by the KGB at Cambridge. You would have defected to your glorious Socialist world where you would have become disalusioned and then died of TB. But you would have gone to your death believing the failure was because of the wrong people implementing the right scheme.

I also believe it is never trite or wrapping oneself in the flag, to stand up for my country and the administration which I voted for.

What do you stand for?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:37 pm
oh look, he speaks.........quick, get the man some water.........a lazy susan under his feet and we'll have a lawn sprinkler......

too late Rayban dear.........Bernie's already gone to bed which is where I'm off to now.
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rayban1
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:38 pm
And you Lola......what do you stand for besides your concentrated efforts to convince people that religion is evil?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:40 pm
I'm wearing my american flag boxers...can I watch ?
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rayban1
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:42 pm
I would continue on but the rest of you don't count for much Laughing Laughing Laughing
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:44 pm
god bless america little buddy.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:47 pm
you misunderstand me, rayban. But oh well.
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rayban1
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2005 09:51 pm
Lola wrote:
you misunderstand me, rayban. But oh well.



Too late.......I've already gone to bed. :wink:
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 06:32 am
rayban1 wrote:
Yes Blatham.......I have a certain affinity for you also.......in the movie world you would have been the intellectual recruited by the KGB at Cambridge. You would have defected to your glorious Socialist world where you would have become disalusioned and then died of TB. But you would have gone to your death believing the failure was because of the wrong people implementing the right scheme.

I also believe it is never trite or wrapping oneself in the flag, to stand up for my country and the administration which I voted for.

What do you stand for?


Well, those Cambridge boys, though surely a smart lot and terribly fond of books, had the same sexual preferences as Jeff Gannon and, possibly, Karl Rove, which is quite different from my own preferences, which involve loud curvy girls, non-corporate medications, a Conan outfit I filched when briefly working in the movie industry and, hanging above my bed near the mirror, a strikingly imaginative watercolor illustration of Margaret Thatcher where the artist has given her a heart rather than a serrated penis.

I don't like flags. Flags seem to have a single fundamental purpose, to communicate "We are not you. Wanna make something of it?" Far, far better to burn them and piss on them than to wave them or wear them. They are the equivalent of a badly raised eight-year old with a chip on his shoulder who hates promiscuously.

What do I believe in? This is not far off...

I believe in the soul, the cock,
the pussy, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.
(beat)
I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:27 am
revel

Thanks, done.

I think your fear is, at this point, unnecessary and counter-productive. Citizen power comes from numbers. The more folks shouting and pointing, the less easy it is for totalitarians types to isolate citizens.
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rayban1
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:33 am
Blatham wrote:
I believe in the soul, the cock,
the pussy, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.
(beat)
I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.


Wow....it seems you fancy yourself as being the worlds greatest lover as well as a highly regarded intellectual. That was probably overstated in order for you make it clear that you are not of the same sexual persuasion as the boys recruited by the KGB



One question though........what will you do about opening your presents on Christmas morning when Lola and the ACLU abolish Christmas? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Also......I quite understand a Canadian's distaste for flags......Ugh, a maple leaf. Rolling Eyes
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:49 am
It's a quote from Bull Durham, the very best screenplay ever written on the great American past-time.

Neither the ACLU nor I am interested in altering the pagan holiday of Saint Nicholas one whit.
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rayban1
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:57 am
blatham wrote:

Neither the ACLU nor I am interested in altering the pagan holiday of Saint Nicholas one whit.


Wow.....so in addition to being the world's greatest lover, and a highly regarded intellectual, you are now the spokesperson for the ACLU.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 07:58 am
Yes. I also dance like the angels.
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rayban1
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2005 08:04 am
blatham wrote:
Yes. I also dance like the angels.


Laughing How would you like that to read....."I also dance WITH the angels"?
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