pragmatic wrote:ebrown_p wrote:Dogs say "He feeds me, he looks out for me, he cleans up after me, he cares for me. He must be God."
Cats say "He feeds me, he looks out for me, he cleans up after me, he cares for me. I must be God."
YES YES YES!! I love dogs like mad - we should have bumper stickers just for them:
- To his dog, every man is a Napolean
- Is there a dog heaven? If there are no dogs - it isn't heaven.
cats? Oh purlease - all they are are just furry live pillows on your lap.
I'm sorry to rain on your parade, but if you will read Revelations, you will find that dogs are not allowed in heaven . . .
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
-- Revelations, Chapter 22, verses 14 & 15
You can bet your bottom dollar i want no part of
that set-up. I am reminded of one of Twain's stories in which a colt asks his sire if they will go to Heaven with the humans . . .
"Not if you're good, son . . . "