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Is masturbation evil?

 
 
detano inipo
 
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Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:04 pm
cold and bitter, like my men

Poor dear, try to warm them with your charm. Let them do some Tai Chi, that might help.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 04:19 am
Is masturbation evil?
neologist wrote:
...I submit that masturbation is a harmful practice. Think about it: what goes through your mind while beating the chicken? your term paper on the industrial revolution? Hah! Don't tell me; I think I already know. I submit that 99.99% of masturbation fantasies involve adultery or fornication. (Or worse, rape)...

...So, what's so bad about that? Well, there are few things more pleasurable than orgasm; and here you are rewarding your adulterous thoughts with this powerful climax. Remember what Jesus said about those who even think about adultery?


I'm single. What if I fantasize that I'm making it with my imaginary husband? Would it still be fornication? After all, Jesus said that what we do in our mind is as relevant as what we do in the physical realm. So if I imagine that I'm married, then it is so - is this not correct? Surprised
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roverroad
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 04:47 am
Re: Is masturbation evil?
If Masturbation is a sin than God has a bad sense of humor. Because he made our arms the perfect length to do the task. Any shorter and we wouldn't be able to do it.
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detano inipo
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:37 am
Psychiatrist Thomas Szasz, who called masturbation "the primary sexual activity of mankind", once observed that "in the 19th century it was a disease; in the 20th, it's a cure."

How our thinking has changed. Masturbation was forbidden by the church and by all doctors.

Today only religious fanatics are against it. All others don't mind it or even encourage it.
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neologist
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 09:25 am
An interesting secular viewpoint may be found in Dr. Patrick Carnes' work Out of the Shadows, available in paperback. In it, he explains how the fantasies of masturbation may become realities.

It's just not always a good thing.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 10:47 am
Re: Is masturbation evil?
Dear neologist,

First I said:


PoetSeductress wrote:
neologist wrote:
...I submit that masturbation is a harmful practice. Think about it: what goes through your mind while beating the chicken? your term paper on the industrial revolution? Hah! Don't tell me; I think I already know. I submit that 99.99% of masturbation fantasies involve adultery or fornication. (Or worse, rape)...

...So, what's so bad about that? Well, there are few things more pleasurable than orgasm; and here you are rewarding your adulterous thoughts with this powerful climax. Remember what Jesus said about those who even think about adultery?


I'm single. What if I fantasize that I'm making it with my imaginary husband? Would it still be fornication? After all, Jesus said that what we do in our mind is as relevant as what we do in the physical realm. So if I imagine that I'm married, then it is so - is this not correct? Surprised


Then you said:

neologist wrote:
An interesting secular viewpoint may be found in Dr. Patrick Carnes' work Out of the Shadows, available in paperback. In it, he explains how the fantasies of masturbation may become realities.

It's just not always a good thing.


With all due respect, you didn't answer my question. :-)

Best regards,
PoetSeductress
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detano inipo
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 02:23 pm
Like I said: there will always be some people against it.

There will be some against eating intelligently and exercising.
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neologist
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 03:05 pm
Re: Is masturbation evil?
PoetSeductress wrote:
With all due respect, you didn't answer my question. :-)

Best regards,
PoetSeductress
I am impressed that you dug far enough into this topic to single out a post I made over six months ago. It obviously must have brought you to contemplation.

But I can't provide you with an answer that would be more satisfactory than one you might easily discover for yourself. All I tried to to do was give you something to think about.

We are free moral agents and must decide for ourselves.
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Doktor S
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 03:18 pm
can't talk......





....masterbating.....
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Chai
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:34 pm
Is this gonna take all night?.......
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cjhsa
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:42 pm
You've got plenty of time for that, Saddam.
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JLNobody
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:46 pm
Is masturbatioln evil? I can't say, having never tried it myself.
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spendius
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 06:50 pm
I can't answer for the ladies as I haven't the faintest idea about their minds but a man who engages in the practice which is the subject of this thread renders himself less eager to carry out the necessary flummery to release his tensions which he would otherwise find obligatory assuming he hadn't the patience to await a fanciful dreamscene which may take some time,especially in the over 25s,but where one does tend to meet an etheral being of the utmost divinity.

Such a man is a dead loss to ladies as his motivations to behave in an orderly fashion are drastically undermined in inverse proportion to the length of time since he masturbated.
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Chai
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:04 pm
spendius wrote:
I can't answer for the ladies as I haven't the faintest idea about their minds but a man who engages in the practice which is the subject of this thread renders himself less eager to carry out the necessary flummery to release his tensions which he would otherwise find obligatory assuming he hadn't the patience to await a fanciful dreamscene which may take some time,especially in the over 25s,but where one does tend to meet an etheral being of the utmost divinity.



Wowzers!

You the reincarnation of James Joyce, aren't you.
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spendius
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:13 pm
I read every word he ever had published,a fair number more than once, and I know a few of those he only spoke in front of a witness.But I'm not a reincarnation.Absolutely not.A pupil shall we say.

I once sat on the bar stool he used until he jumped ship with Nora.
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detano inipo
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:16 pm
Any man who does not possess a single grain of hedonism is a sad human being.

I feel sorry for him.
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Doktor S
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:22 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Is masturbatioln evil? I can't say, having never tried it myself.

Yes, and I have never taken a piss.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Tue 24 Jan, 2006 07:43 pm
Is masturbation evil?
spendius wrote:
I can't answer for the ladies as I haven't the faintest idea about their minds but a man who engages in the practice which is the subject of this thread renders himself less eager to carry out the necessary flummery to release his tensions which he would otherwise find obligatory assuming he hadn't the patience to await a fanciful dreamscene which may take some time,especially in the over 25s,but where one does tend to meet an etheral being of the utmost divinity.

Such a man is a dead loss to ladies as his motivations to behave in an orderly fashion are drastically undermined in inverse proportion to the length of time since he masturbated.


So are you saying you don't stroke your microbe when the right lady is not around? Or do you not wait for the right one and select whatever is on the menu?

I love to flirt and become turned on, and figuratively tickle the fancy of others. BUT, that isn't the same as actually *doing it* with someone, physically. In reality, I am quite decisively celibate, until at which time I meet and mesh with that one man who is to be my soul mate. Not to say, of course, that this is in the meantime driving me up the wall... which explains why I'm like I am, right now.

Massaging myself to satisfaction relieves me, at least for a few minutes, from the continual burning of desire that I'm feeling at this very moment, once again...
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spendius
 
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Wed 25 Jan, 2006 07:15 am
There is, Miss Poet,a certain thing known as pre-orgasm tension which goes through orgasm into post-orgasmic lethargy and,in some sad cases,shame and self-disgust which obviously is inapplicable in your case.

Now what post-orgasmic lethargy causes is a marked lack of motivation and that makes it less likely to find a soul mate because the standards one sets are linked to media interpretations rather than to genuine bodily urges.

What you should do is cease these self frustrating activities for,say,a week,just as an experiment, and then call in the pub I go to on a quiet night and the electro-magnetic forces will lead to the consumation you seem to be searching for.

It has always struck me that a woman needs love whereas a man can do without it.

Deferred gratification is a traditional middle-class value for a sound reason.Imagine a booze-up party where the participants have built up sexual tension over a few weeks compared to one where they all have had a wank prior to setting out.The Pope isn't daft you know.

Of course diet and stress play a part as does exposure to sexually stimulating material.

If you want a tip I suggest you expose your armpit in the manner your avvie demonstrates and see who gazes at it longingly.That sorts most wankers out.They wouldn't even notice.

But I'm a bloke and I'm guessing from the evidence I have seen.

With masturbation one risks what Mr Mailer called "burnout" at much too early an age.
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neologist
 
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Wed 25 Jan, 2006 07:21 am
Doktor S wrote:
can't talk......





....masterbating.....
Did you know that excessive masturbation causes hair to grow on the palms of your hands?



HAHA, You looked. Laughing


No, actually, it interferes with your spelling ability.



AAHHAHAHAHA
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