Is masturbation evil?

spendius, your kind of reasoning reminds me of US donations to relieve African aids problems.This money will only be given to people who practice abstinence.

It is easy to tell others to abstain. All you have to do is move your lips. To actually abstain is much harder or almost impossible.

Aw, I'm just kidding. I once went to a priest to see if he would pronounce us Man and Hand. The narrow minded jerk refused.

I wasted all that money on that very expensive and large engagement ring. What a bummer.

not necessarily JL.
wear the ring inside your finger and you can have beautiful friction.........

Ouch! What have I never done to you?

maybe thats the problem..

Oh, SW. I misread you. That's a great idea. Thanks.

HA!
ok

i was thinking, it wasnt going to be so funny if I had to explain it... ;-) haha

It's pretty tame actually.Quite a number of middle aged men are found dead in the UK every year as a result of what the Coroner euphemistically calls "unusual sexual practices".What he means is attempts to make masturbation more interesting than it was yesterday.

Oh yes. Kinkiness can be dangerous, especially when it involves machines.
Well, I'm off to the dentist to let him play with my tooth. He's weird.

Is masturbation evil?


Oh, detano inipo, what a hard lesson I've just learned. For the past few years, I've been so judgmental on this issue because I finally achieved my self-challenge (spiritually motivated) to get the desire under control. But when I happened upon the person who beamed from almost every direction as a true, supernaturally inspired soul-mate, my body went wild and the pendulum swung way to the other side. I craved him like I have never craved a man in my entire life.

Little did I know that even in his chronological maturity, he would quickly flit to a woman with no scruples who appealed to what he claims as his darker side.

Now, the urge is so strong and ever-riding me. IT DOESN'T STOP!!! As soon as I masturbate, 15 minutes later that desire is riding me again. I think this is Karma's lesson on judgmentalism. As a somewhat conservative Christian and Independent Republican, I naturally let myself become too critical. Now I'm reaping the magnificent yet torturous results. And as a lady who was formerly patient at letting the man express his interest first, I'm now coming on rather strongly to almost every man I meet in an Internet forum. (not in real life, though - this is not so safe)

oh my...

Poet deary, I love women who flirt. It creates a electricity between people. Too bad our e-mail paths are blocked.

Everything one does in excess is no good. Do it less often and you get more out of it.

Flirting is something one should do AFTER sex.

Huh?

Going to the pool hall is the correct thing to do after sex.The sooner the better.

Is masturbation evil?


Now that's what you call really "evolved", spendius.

He is talking about balls in pockets.

Pee-Ess wrote-



I was just being honest.The trick is not to go that far.

Law # 12

If Dok shows up stick your tongue out at him and say:

Naner naner boo boo... I'm gonna have PM soon!


see next thread for the continued conversation with myself...

Is masturbation evil?






Honesty is a virtue. Ill-breeding is not.