I have been taken for a fool by Gus!

To be compromised, don't you need to have something to lose?

Now that hurts, littlek. Do you kick crippled people out of their wheelchairs for fun too?

I kick crippled people out of their wheelchair. However, I learned that fun game from Lilk.

Kicky, either way Gus gets paid. He's probably going to get a nice sum from a company who will use you as a "before" picture for their penis pump product line. It's hard to find a grown man hung like a four year old, you know.

My tiny penis is my curse.

Not you, I was talking about Gus - someone asked about compromising pictures of Gus.

Oh. Nevermind then.

Don't you feel better now that you've confessed, kicky?
(Not that you can feel much of anything with that little thing...)

See, guys? Told ya....

Emails from Gus are really testing my anti-spam software - didn't realise they were of you, Kicky - must go and change that filter!

Gawd Margo. At first glance I thought you were talking about anti-sperm "soft" ware. Then I reread your post.

Where are my Kicky pictures?



It looks like Gus left me off his mailing list again.


I want my 10 bucks back.....

Good evening, I just thought I'd make some enquiries on this forum, as I have had a mysterious package delivered to my Gentleman's Club (The Bella Day) here in London.
As the senior member here, it is my task to try to ascertain as to who may be the rightful owner.
As it contained several pictures of an unfortunate male who seems to be diaplaying what can only be described as a penis, but much smaller, I took it to our "confirmed bachelor" member, Egbert (call me Lucy) Throckmorton.
He remembered, whilst trawling for Victorian male erotica, coming across this issue on your forum.
I have now found your address, and send this message in the hope that one of your site organiser chummies, will place it into the appropriate section.
We have all had a good laugh at the photos, and even old "floppy" Harris now feels better about his tackle.
If the original owner cannot be located, I am prepared to swap these pictures for any pictures that involve your delightful Teri Hatcher and a kitchen utensil.
Many Thanks to you all, Lord Ellpus.

You really know you have a small penis when people from England make fun of it.

I know I have a picture of Teri Hatcher and a turkey baster around here somewhere...

GIMMIE GIMMIE! I paid good money for those pictures!

What, the Teri Hatcher pictures, or the pictures of my miniscule winkie?

The pictures of your mini. Of course. Good things come in small packages.

How about this. I'll send you the pictures if you let my good thing come in your small package.

Good Morning, I have now been directed to this section of the Forum, (which seems Top hole if you ask me), and may become a regular if you wouldnt mind.
I always like to converse with Americans, and although I cannot normally understand what they are saying, I usually "get by" with the use of hands, especially with the ladies.
I constantly review the American Press in all its forms, and can say that I am totally up to date with your modern terms and phrasiology, sport and recreational activities.
So it would be good if I could "Boogie on down" with you, and we could "breakdance and become footloose for a while". I promise to wear a flower in my hair whilst writing, as I believe that this is your latest custom, although I cannot physically go to San francisco at that time, I will be there spiritually with the rest of you "groovy cats".
Now, getting back to the reason for this message, I have received several offers of pictures but none of Ms Hatcher at this time.
The offer of "Joan Rivers relaxing" is not kitchen related and therefore unnacceptable. Neither are pictures involving Audio equipment, car accessories, uniforms or livestock (you know who you are Mein Herr).
Upon reading your responses, it would appear that it was a fellow named "kickycan" who posed for the pictures in question.
The only comfort that I can offer is that the pictures were obviously taken in winter (hence the russian hat ) and the cold obviously had an adverse affect on the old todger.
I would imagine that you are a skilled metal worker though, as you are wearing welding goggles, but I cant imagine for the life of me as to why you would require a Tutu in such a masculine job.
Egbert (Lucy) wishes to convey his warm feelings by the way.
As Ms Hatcher (kitchen) photos seem to be rare, I will also consider anything to do with J-Lo (also kitchen) because as you Americans would say, she really has nice Booties. I especially like the ones in red leather.
Please respond on this forum, or send an electronic Telegram to my Gentlemans Club and address it to "Third leather chair on the left, Cigar Room".
Your assistance in this matter would be awfully appreciated.
Lord Ellpus.

Excuse me..."Lord Ellpus",...The Lord Ellps those who Ellp themselves.



I hope that ellped.

Welcum to A2k me dear...pip-pip!