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Wed 9 Mar, 2005 04:51 pm
EDIT (MODERATOR): Moved to Humor from General
A few weeks ago, while sitting out on the porch at Gus' place, he mentioned to me that he dabbles a little bit with photography. I was interested immediately, since I once had a short-lived but rewarding career as a nose model.
Anyway, we got to talking, and before you know it, we had left our chairs and gone inside to where he had his photography studio. I was a little bit drunk, and as Gus handed me another piss-warm Michelob (my favorite), he told me how photogenic he thought I was, and would I mind if he took some shots, just for fun.
Gus, knowing that when I drink, I love getting naked, asked if I might want to do a few nudes. Well of course I proceeded to rip off my clothes and go into my favorite poses, including "staring at watch", ""squatting and staring at watch", and my all-time favorite, "holding penis while staring at watch."
As I normally do when I visit Gus, I woke up in his bathtub. I had blacked out again. I left for home, thinking nothing of it.
Today I got a package from Gus with copies of the photos, and a note saying that if I don't pay him the sum of my large estate (well over sixty dollars), he will release all my photos on the internet.
How could he do this to me? How can I fight back? WHAT SHOULD I DO!? HELP!!!
I'd go the intellectual property rights angle. Without your permission he'd be breaking WIPO rules and you'll drag him through the international courts.
On the other hand you could go get another Michelob, kick back, and wait for the offers to come in.
He has no model release so technically he can't use them. Compromise. Sell advertising space and hang little signs on "it".
But I don't want my winkie to be out there for the world to see!!!
Answer one of those penis enlargement spams, then claim it's not your winkie in the photos.
Or, if you're uncircumcised, have a britz and then say it's not your winkie.
too late...this just popped in my mail box
Oh noooooooooooooooooo....
perhaps...you've got some embarrassing photos of Gus lying around. Kicky, won't you look?
Every photo I've seen of Gus is embarrassing
Hmmm...I don't think I have any embarrassing photos of Gus, but I seem to recall that littlek has some from that weekend they spent in Tijuana together!
Not to him they're not. Try compromising.
Just be glad he didn't steal one of your kidneys when you were passed out in that bathtub.
Yes, there is that. You are very good at looking on the positive side of things, aren't you, Green Witch?
God Greeny, you saw that movie too?
Re: I have been taken for a fool by Gus!
kickycan wrote:
Today I got a package from Gus with copies of the photos, and a note saying that if I don't pay him the sum of my large estate (well over sixty dollars), he will release all my photos on the internet.
How could he do this to me? How can I fight back? WHAT SHOULD I DO!? HELP!!!
The nerve of him!! I say you dangle him upside down and tar and feather his big butt. How dare he!
Don't pay him for any pictures - cause he's already sellin' em all over the net. Here's one of em' - and you do look pretty drunk and out of it.
Hey, wait a minute. That's not me! That's Slappy Doo Hoo! Wheeew, thank god.
In the words of David Bowie, which one is Slappy? The sticker or stickee?
The sticker. I'd recognize that back of the head anywhere.
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