@blatham,
You have every right to be braggish, Bernie. You are a real man. Yes, you are.
Uh-oh, I just remembered something: I have not and have never been interested in spor --
Aieeee! Oh, horrors! I'm not a real man! If I'm not a real man, what am I?
I've been working with a personal trainer on a bodybuilding program for more than five years. Does that redeem me? (I certainly hope so!)