Valentine's Day: Yes or no?/Zane's A2K Dating Service

Now, is there some kind of dating fix-up going on in this thread for Valentine's day? Because I am in dire need of some love as soon as possible. And I'm not talkin' about wham bam thank you maam, nookie either. I'm talkin' Love, with the capital "L". The biggie. That all-time, forever, no-take-backs kind of love. Can somebody around here hook me up with that kind of thing?

So what are you two waiting for, anyways? No time like Valentines Day.

Doesn't Zane have dibs on l'k?

Oh, you should talk! Thought you and Occom Bill were pretty hot, talk about what are you waiting for?????

C'mon, Brooke.....or should I just start that "B&B" thread we're always talking about?

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