So, Jacques, what is this I hear about a new bistro opening up nearby?
"Well, dear, it seems that one of our customers, Stray Cat, has been giving us a run for our money lately. While we've been busy sampling recipes for our new Chocolate Menu, she's been hosting many of our regulars."
No! You don't mean it!
"Ah...but, yes."
Y-y-you mean....while we just thought she was passing the time among friends, she was actually...
"Yes, ma'am. Taking notes."
But...
"I think it would be a good idea if you checked out the new place. See for yourself what we're up against."
(Sigh.) Very well, if I must.
"But first, ma'am, I believe we have some customers up front who are asking for you."
<brightening up> Oh! Good! That's just what I need to see today! Friendly faces!
<rushing off to greet friends>