Why, dys! Of course you can BYOB here anytime! I believe I have just the "shot glass" for you...
Jacques, perhaps we should think about stocking some single malt whiskeys. What do you think of that? Oh, please don't frown like that, Jacques. I know your expertise is in vintage wines. I wouldn't ask you to serve just anything. I'll find you an assistant to help out. There now, stop pouting! I promise...an assistant...yes, first thing tomorrow.
<thinking, thinking...I should find a pretty girl for this...Jacques likes blondes, I believe...>