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Chinese New Year and I'm still with the wrong partner

 
 
Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 07:46 pm
Oh oh...

"Cinnesthesia, the best Zodiac Match for your personality is Gemini

Gemini, the Twins (May 22 to June 21): This adaptable and lively partner is just your type. Initially, a Gemini may catch your eye with an intellectual remark or their flirtatious banter. But as you get to know them, you're more likely to be drawn to your Gemini's creativity and ability to find the fun in any situation. People born under this sign are typically outgoing types who love to spend time with a variety of people. In fact, a Gemini's social butterfly tendencies can make them seem flighty or even a bit erratic at times. However, Geminis are also top-notch thinkers with original ideas. In the bedroom, you'll find the Twins to be equally creative. As a result, they can be very engaging lovers. Overall, Geminis are innovators with an uncanny ability to stay balanced in chaotic situations."



Husband is a Scorpio.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 07:49 pm
If I remember correctly, Cinnesthesia, the resident Gemini on this board goes by the name of Slappy Doo Hoo.

Better tell your husband the bad news.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 07:50 pm
I am supposed to be with a Saggitarian.


Don't think I've ever had one as a partner - hmmmmmmmm......
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 07:56 pm
Gus, Slappy wouldn't like me. I'm much too dominating.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 07:57 pm
That's exactly the kind of woman he likes! Do you have a pair of black leather boots and a whip?

Slappy will be in heaven.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:00 pm
Did I forget to turn off the webcam again?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:06 pm
www.cinnesthesia'sdungeonofdiscipline.com
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:07 pm
ehBeth wrote:
and I'm littlek's best match Shocked


How the hell the did that happen?!?!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:09 pm
Pictures, please.
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:13 pm
Gus, Slappy is one of the other air signs.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:14 pm
Hey, littlek, did you know that Frank Rizzo is in the house?

Who the hell is that guy? Name sounds familiar.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:16 pm
That website is divinely inspired. Every word of it is absolutely true. Do not doubt the oracle.

It said the best Zodiac Match for my personality is Gemini.

My husband is a Gemini.

See?!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:18 pm
You'll be divorced within the year, Eva.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:19 pm
I'm really sorry, ehBeth. I hope you find someone more compatible very soon. But please don't send the lad over here. You know how Scorpios are...he'll be looking for revenge, even if it's not my fault.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:20 pm
A pox on you, Gus. And your entire house.

Do not doubt the oracle.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:20 pm
Thanks for the helpful text link, though. Wink
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:23 pm
Kill any skunks lately?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:25 pm
apprently I am matched to a gemini....that is not squinney...who wants to tell her?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:26 pm
Bear, did you know that Frank Rizzo is in the house?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2005 08:28 pm
hmmmm

is Squinney a Scorpio? Cool
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