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I have been deathly ill. I saw something rather strange.

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:42 pm
Sorry, take the "h" out.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:46 pm
Wishful thinking!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:49 pm
Hey, Jane, I just wrote a song over at the "Neverending Rap Battle" thread.

I think I may be embarking on a glorious new career.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:57 pm
You're watching Goodfella too?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:59 pm
....or were you addressing me with the rap?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:01 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
littlek wrote:
I've discharged whole burrito bits.


Again littlek comes up with a gem of a sentence. She has an uncanny ability to take simple words and turn them into powerful images.

I'm thinking of using her latest offering to start a new thread.

Littlek's most Excellent Adventure with the Burrito Bits

Think it'll fly?


Oh, it does fly.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:05 am
Stop it!
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:07 am
Your topic, poop man.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:10 am
Yeah, I guess you're right. Ok.... damn the torpedos... full speed ahead!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:11 am
Can I ask you a personal question, littlek?

Do you feel comfortable discussing poop?

Or would you rather talk about the Red Sox or maybe knitting.

I'm flexible.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:13 am
Ha! I come from a family that feels comfy talking about poop over dinner.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:17 am
I've just had this image in my head of littlek leaning across the table as all her family members lean toward her to hear the latest. Littlek clears her throat and says, "You're not gonna believe this ****."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:19 am
Why, oh why, did I chew through the leather straps this morning?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:21 am
Good morning Deb!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:23 am
Lol - it's nearly 5 pm.

What are you doing up, 'k?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:32 am
Dlowan wrote:
Why, oh why, did I chew through the leather straps this morning?


Good question, dlowan. Just think of all the creative things you could be doing. Or charitable acts. But, no, you have to be reading a thread concerning human waste.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:35 am
I am up for no real good reason. I am able to have a late start this (thursday) morning, so I'm up late cuz I can be.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:25 am
BBB
Inspired by Gus' attention to poop detail, I'm pleased to announce that I found floating above the muck a jigsaw puzzle piece missing since 1982. Now I can finally complete the puzzle and dump the damn thing back in its box.

BBB
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:58 am
Like Calamity Jane I thought I was bleeding internally as my plop had a serious red tinge.I realised after a couple of days of worry that Id eaten beetroot crisps!!!!

Im amazed to find that you plopped out an ENTIRE sandwich!!
Dont you bite and chew???

Im intrigued to know how quickly things go through peoples system.
Once I ate sweetcorn(corn on the cob)after not eating it for weeks, and about 2 hours later I was plopping it out!!Is that normal??
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 07:39 am
materialgirl wrote:
Im amazed to find that you plopped out an ENTIRE sandwich!!
Dont you bite and chew???


I've heard there were people like you out there.
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