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I have been deathly ill. I saw something rather strange.

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:03 pm
no its looriate, its where he does his best writing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:04 pm
You mean he's sitting at the loo with his laptop http://www.borge.diesal.de/shock.gif
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:05 pm
I have thrown up pills in perfect condition (antibiotics, if I remember correctly) I've discharged whole burrito bits. But, I've never pooped out a whole burrito.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:12 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
You mean he's sitting at the loo with his laptop http://www.borge.diesal.de/shock.gif


http://www.joke-around.com/pictures/Toilet_Computer.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:12 pm
Fascinating! Laughing
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:14 pm
Love that photo, colorbook! Now just add a small refrigerator and a pillow, and he could stay on A2K 24-7!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:19 pm
I can not believe some of the women on this thread had the audacity to challenge farmerman on the use of a word.

Believe me, ladies, farmerman is quite familiar with the english language and its various nuances. To actually believe he would be unfamiliar with the word "laureate" and its proper spelling is equivalent to chastising Bipolarbear because of a perceived misunderstanding on his part of the sexual organs and their functions.

Shame on you, ladies! Line up and apologize to farmerman.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:22 pm
Embarrassed Sorry, farmerman.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:22 pm
yeh but his ass would go to sleep. I once sat on the john doin a crossword. When I got up I thought I had a stroke cause I couldnt feel my legs from the main part of the ass down. I was in pain as the blood flow resumed . Ill bet I birthed a million clots.

Never do a puzzle on thhe john. Gus can write poetry cuz it just flows out of him .
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superjuly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:22 pm
Ouch!

But loo is english english... not in on the joke.

And I didn't challenge him...

Read again, Gus.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:25 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I can not believe some of the women on this thread had the audacity to challenge farmerman on the use of a word.

Believe me, ladies, farmerman is quite familiar with the english language and its various nuances. To actually believe he would be unfamiliar with the word "laureate" and its proper spelling is equivalent to chastising Bipolarbear because of a perceived misunderstanding on his part of the sexual organs and their functions.

Shame on you, ladies! Line up and apologize to farmerman.


So, you're feeling better then, Gus?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:26 pm
Ok, superjuly, I'm not trying to start anything here.

Let's all just calm down. Everyone take a deep breath. Ahhhhh.

Much better.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:28 pm
I don't think so msolga. Men get quit bitchy when
they're feeling ill.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:31 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Ok, superjuly, I'm not trying to start anything here.

Let's all just calm down. Everyone take a deep breath. Ahhhhh.

Much better.


But, hang on, Gus! You started it! I only apologised because you were sick & I'm feeling generous today! Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:31 pm
littlek wrote:
I've discharged whole burrito bits.


Again littlek comes up with a gem of a sentence. She has an uncanny ability to take simple words and turn them into powerful images.

I'm thinking of using her latest offering to start a new thread.

Littlek's most Excellent Adventure with the Burrito Bits

Think it'll fly?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:35 pm
CJ wrote:
I don't think so msolga. Men get quit bitchy when
they're feeling ill.


Men don't bitch. They gripe. Or fret. Maybe whine. But never, unless they're from one of the large Eastern cities, do they bitch.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:39 pm
Thanks for explaining that, Gus. :wink:
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:40 pm
No prob
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:41 pm
Ha! They don't gripe or fret, they grope or have a fit,
and whining comes with the Y chromosome.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2005 11:42 pm
Ah, I see!
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