Kicky has a digital camera.
Kicky, make sure you pick up a new memory card, since the one you have is full of pictures of your balls.
Dag, you may want to check Kicky's balls to see how his grooming habits are, UNDER the table(just trying to help a brutha' out, Kicky).
I am in New York! And I didn't forget lk's camera. I will certainly snap some pictures under the table. Now about that kilt, Kicky. Do you have one? Cause I can bring one and you can change in a restroom there, really.
And, Dasha, use the camera as you wish, just save room for 2-3 photos on thursday night.
Aye, aye, captain. Feels gooooooood to be back in the city.
You won't need the kilt, Dag. At the end of dinner, I'm going to do the full monty right on the table. I may get arrested, but...dammit, for you, it's worth it!
So, get your cameras, zoom lenses and magnifying glasses ready people, cuz at the end of dinner I am going to jump on the table, whip off my pants, and "start spreading the news" all over the place!
Zoom lenses? Are you sure it's going to be worth it? I mean, why do I need a zoom????
This is going to be a fun night.
I really wish I could be there!
How about we do a shot in your honor? Jack Daniels?
I will then demonstrate what littlek does after 2 shots of that fire water.
Well...I see that I gotta check out the sidewalk in front of Pete's real careful. See if I can't pick out a softer landing spot than my last encounter with a New York sidewalk.
I've been trying to be a good since I flopped out and broke my fall with my face....but with this group, my will power is gonna be sorely tested.
And if Blatham and Lola show up (not sure if they can make it)...I would appreciate it if everyone would make sure Bernie doesn't beat the shyt out of me while I am unconscious.
I'll give Joe some money BEFORE I start drinking...so we don't have that as an excuse for him like last time. But Bernie doesn't need that much of an excuse.
Kicky, there's a shot you can do in my honor.
It's called a four horsemen. If you don't know what it is...don't ask, and don't smell it before you down it.
Don't ask, don't smell. Got it.
Quote:I will then demonstrate what littlek does after 2 shots of that fire water.
i'm guessing somebody else should prolly hold the camera...
Does it have anything to do with tassels? Cuz I can bring some tassels if we are going to need tassels.
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New Flash
A New York City Maintenance Department spokesperson announced today that an experimental material used for sidewalk topping has been installed along Irving Place from just North of 16th Street to the South End of Gramercy Park. The product, called JOUNCEnBOUNCE, is a concrete based polymer that remains soft to touch for years.
Originally thought to be used as a playground topping, it has now found a new niche and is being used widely for the sidewalks in front of bars and cafes.
"Anybody takes a faceplant in front of this bar, "said Antony stalaccio, co-owner of Pete's at 18th, " he won't like get his nose smashed like mine is. And that's a good thing for business."
So if you are going to take a dive at a dive, try Pete's tomorrow night.
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We now return you to your regular station.
Or your irregular one.
Joe (I got a friend who knows a guy in maintenance) Nation
IS NYC supposed to be getting snow overnight?
We're going to be a little flakey here...... just some flurries last I looked.
Joe
