Yeppies - the bow is bent and drawn. Make from the shaft....
Probably, just an egg launcher, and the AK-47 shoots 7.62 mm rabbit pellets!
Cut yer toast into soldiers ? ! ? ! ? Must be ozzian nonsense--everyone knows you call those lady fingers.
Under no circumstances should you enter into any conversation or discussion as to whether an egg should have its larger or smaller end removed when placed in an egg cup or other supporting device. This is the height of bad etiquette. It has started wars. It has divided families. It is as potentially dangerous as embarking upon a discussion as to whether a toilet roll should have its loose sheets hanging next to the wall or away from it, whether toilet seats should be left up or down, and whether yellow is a better colour than blue, which of course it is !
more sunatic than lunatic, the moon's too pale to be yellow really. lunatic went that way
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Ovum-sucker!
You know, it took a trip to North America to make me understand where the heat in the seat up/down debate comes from.
Your loos are WEIRD!!!!! The bowl so big and the water level so high - in Oz one's posterior is a decent distance away from the ocean, should one unwittingly sit when the seat is up - a woman could DROWN in your loos!
Next thing we shall have a peeing in the shower thread...
Only if the no one is watching!
I think the toilet seat up/down thing is a Mars<>Venus problem, not a North-South issue. I share the house with 4 females, once the last one is out of nappies (diapers) I'll nail the toilet seat down. Seems to be the easiest way out.
I say that if I fell into the toliet at 2 o'clock in the morning, then I would be for checking every time thereafter. Gees!
Smoked cockroaches? Ne'er heard of it, though Bill Burroughs came up with some roachlike things who used -- aw, but didn't smoke.
Now, smoking plain old roaches would be another thing entirely. And smoking the word that makes a carapacious and wingéd househould pest out of the wee fag-end of a hand-rolled non-ciggie cig. Heard of smoking one or the other -- one before or after the other, even -- but not both together, which, as we have noted is not more-than-one but only-one thing.
As to the eggses -- if'n I wants 'em runny, I poaches 'em or makes 'em sunny side up or over easy.
patio - Think you did too much of that smoking kind before or during that last response.
Mr. Stillwater, is that avatar an animated IUD? Just asking!
I thought Mr Stillwater's avatar was a sluggish sperm, now he's lost his fangs!
Er, was not at the end of the thread like I thought I was. Oopsie (Ulla says Uppsie).
Yes, toilet seats, yes, in the interests of equal protection everybody should put both seat and lid down when finished excreting. Keeps the spray in the bowl and off your toothbrush.
And the new Mr. Stillwater? I think it's Howard Cosell in a strong westerly...
Who is this Howard you speak of - and what IS that thing, Fang? Looks like a tampon set up as a warning buoy to me!!!
