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A "Which End Do You Open Your Soft-Boiled Egg?" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 06:18 am
Hiama!!!!! You CAN do it! I WUV you!!!!!!

Oh dear, I fear I am an 'orrible pedant when it comes to such things!!!! I AM sorry!

But - I do not have to wash my hands all the time...
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 06:27 am
Howard Hughes syndrome Deb-careful, it can get obsessive
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 06:31 am
I am gonna start building spruce geese, and letting me nails grow?

I thiiiiiiiink not!

But tell me - do you forgive me?
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 06:37 am
What's to forgive
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 07:01 am
Awwwwwwwwwwwww - shucks - schniiiiiffffffffffff! waaaaaaaah.
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 08:28 am
night night bunnie - suffering suckertash....
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 08:42 am
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter
pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter

clunk
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 08:45 am
clunk click every trip
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 08:46 am
trip the night fandango
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 09:47 am
Does the Fandango in Seattle do Eggs BEnedict ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 10:58 am
AAAAAH- eggs benedict! Here 'tis 3.30 am on a Sunday morning - and I went to sleep on the sofa and have awoken all bright and shiny and bushy-tailed, despite the hour - and HOW I could go an eggs benedict...
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BillW
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 11:46 am
is that a traitor on the small end or the large?
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 22 Feb, 2003 01:01 pm
I've just had me tea, fresh bread, a nice slice of St Agur full fat soft cheese with a bit of mould in it, and a large - ok very large glass of s very nice chilean merlot - hic
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 02:09 am
When I found that pic Deb I thought it was so cute and it reminded me so much of you that I thought you'd like it, but it looks like I was beat to the punch ;-)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 02:21 am
It reminds you of me?! Hmmm - is it the somewhat casual position at the computer? LOL!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 03:47 am
Yup, that's what it is, lol! My bunny rabbit Foo Foo is adorable, but she is not even close to being as funny a bunny that you are ;-)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 04:19 am
It helps if they can talk, you know!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 04:54 am
I know. I've been trying to teach her with no success :-(
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 10:49 am
A digression from the digression:

A short story entitled The Bunny and The Snake

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

'Oh, my,' said the bunny, 'I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am.'

'It's quite OK,' replied the snake. 'Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.'

'Oh, that would be wonderful,' replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, 'Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit.'

'Oh, thank you! Thank you,' cried the bunny in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, 'Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me.' So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, 'Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either an accountant, or possibly someone in senior management.'
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 23 Feb, 2003 03:04 pm
Oh DEAR!!!!!!!!! Very cute - except to the accountants and senior managers amongst us!!!
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