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A "Which End Do You Open Your Soft-Boiled Egg?" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:20 am
LOL!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm - we must ask our most famous "mooner", Craven, if he ever burned his bum during his second favourite activity!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:25 am
Difficult to lie on yr stomach when errr....ummmm...u r using yr wrist I would imagine !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:27 am
i REALLY think all references to our Fearless Leader and wrists are a little like lese majeste!


Heeeeheeeeeee
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:28 am
What is lese majeste ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:42 am
tee hee:

lese' maj'esty

Pronunciation: (lEz), [key]
1. Law.
a. a crime, esp. high treason, committed against the sovereign power.
b. an offense that violates the dignity of a ruler.
2. an attack on any custom, institution, belief, etc., held sacred or revered by numbers of people: Her speech against Mother's Day was criticized as lese majesty. Also,lèse' maj'esty.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:45 am
dlowan wrote:
2. an attack on any custom, institution, belief, etc., held sacred or revered by numbers of people.


He He - I was so not attacking Very Happy Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:57 am
LOL!!!!! I know..... but wrists seem to be a subject of some ambiguity amongst you mins... heehee.
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:04 am
This talk of dexterity all sounds a bit sinister to me --hmmmmm
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:10 am
Very witty!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:11 am
A phallus, rampant, gules - a hand, dexter, black - on what background?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 11:39 am
Does it matter where the ovoid came from, I mean chicken or emu, or it could be a rugby ball that some crackhead has tried to slip into the equasion, so as to confuse us all and send us for one almighty up and under, well you never know, it could happen. Pigs have been known to fly, even if it was via qantas
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 12:34 pm
It takes two chicken eggs for me a meal - an emu egg will feed what, maybe six-eight. After that, no difference. Rugby ball will work for a crackhead until they stick a fork into it Smile
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 01:57 pm
Who is eating my eggs?
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 02:05 pm
Recipe - perfect egg-eating:

Using pin, make a hole in narrow end of egg and squiggle a bit until it gets a little larger in size without breaking the entire shell.

Do the same at the other end of egg.

Blow the contents out of the egg - blow through one hole and contents should come out the other end (if hole is big enough). Be gentle.

Gently wash out the egg.

Tape up one of the holes and fill shell with chocolate.

Tape up other end and refrigerate.

Next day, break the shell and peel away from chocolate. Perfection, YUM !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:44 pm
Which end do you prick first?
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:50 pm
I believe a little prick is involved before the egg comes into being, am I right, or am I right?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:51 pm
No, first comes the egg
Then comes the prick
Then you fold your legs
And later comes the chick.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:54 pm
Our eggies do, indeed, come first, Heeven - it follows as the night the day that we ought to do so, also - but 'tis not always true...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:56 pm
Why is a dog better than a woman?

All you've got to do to get a dog to come is whistle.


(Oops! Sorry, kids...)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:58 pm
Shocked Embarrassed Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil


Here Patio! - Whistle, whistle, whistle - good boy, come Patio - whistle, whistle... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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