LOL!!!!!!!!! Hmmmm - we must ask our most famous "mooner", Craven, if he ever burned his bum during his second favourite activity!
Difficult to lie on yr stomach when errr....ummmm...u r using yr wrist I would imagine !
i REALLY think all references to our Fearless Leader and wrists are a little like lese majeste!
Heeeeheeeeeee
tee hee:
lese' maj'esty
Pronunciation: (lEz), [key]
1. Law.
a. a crime, esp. high treason, committed against the sovereign power.
b. an offense that violates the dignity of a ruler.
2. an attack on any custom, institution, belief, etc., held sacred or revered by numbers of people: Her speech against Mother's Day was criticized as lese majesty. Also,lèse' maj'esty.
dlowan wrote:2. an attack on any custom, institution, belief, etc., held sacred or revered by numbers of people.
He He - I was so not attacking
LOL!!!!! I know..... but wrists seem to be a subject of some ambiguity amongst you mins... heehee.
This talk of dexterity all sounds a bit sinister to me --hmmmmm
A phallus, rampant, gules - a hand, dexter, black - on what background?
Does it matter where the ovoid came from, I mean chicken or emu, or it could be a rugby ball that some crackhead has tried to slip into the equasion, so as to confuse us all and send us for one almighty up and under, well you never know, it could happen. Pigs have been known to fly, even if it was via qantas
It takes two chicken eggs for me a meal - an emu egg will feed what, maybe six-eight. After that, no difference. Rugby ball will work for a crackhead until they stick a fork into it
Recipe - perfect egg-eating:
Using pin, make a hole in narrow end of egg and squiggle a bit until it gets a little larger in size without breaking the entire shell.
Do the same at the other end of egg.
Blow the contents out of the egg - blow through one hole and contents should come out the other end (if hole is big enough). Be gentle.
Gently wash out the egg.
Tape up one of the holes and fill shell with chocolate.
Tape up other end and refrigerate.
Next day, break the shell and peel away from chocolate. Perfection, YUM !
Which end do you prick first?
I believe a little prick is involved before the egg comes into being, am I right, or am I right?
No, first comes the egg
Then comes the prick
Then you fold your legs
And later comes the chick.
Our eggies do, indeed, come first, Heeven - it follows as the night the day that we ought to do so, also - but 'tis not always true...
Why is a dog better than a woman?
All you've got to do to get a dog to come is whistle.
(Oops! Sorry, kids...)