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Quit picking on the French

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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 12:52 pm
Ah, Westphalian, Westschmalian, all the same mischpoke.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 01:01 pm
When Hannibal crossed the Alps, he said: "All invalids and deadly ill soldiers out to the left."

And so the first Bavarians entered history ...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 01:31 pm
No way! Hannibal needed the Bavarians to fight the Romans... You got it all wrong Walter Wink
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 01:37 pm
cj

would just like to confirm Walter is Westphalian

he is not Bayern

nor

Berlin

but Schalke 04

which makes him very nearly French

aristocracy
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 01:40 pm
I know Steve, I've met this Westphalian already. He's
definitely not Bavarian Laughing but his preference for soccer,
we've never discussed. He got all carried away about
his memories as a naughty sailor.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 01:46 pm
(Walter's experiences on the Elbe are nothing compared to his prowess on the football field, but naturally he prefers to be silent about that) being the gentleman that he is.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:11 pm
steve writes about "walter's experiences on the ELBE".
i hope you all realize that in "HAMBURG on the ELBE RIVER" a monument was erected to pay homage to walter.
some people claim that the monument was erected to honour bismarck, but it was really erected to honour walter for his service to the fatherland.

http://www.deutsche-schutzgebiete.de/webpages/Bismarck_Denkmal_Hamburg+.jpg

note the ladies that have lined up to see walter .
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:13 pm
hope you're watching this walter
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:21 pm
Laughing
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:31 pm
he doesnt seem to be around at the moment cj

..........so


dont you agree the statue does indeed bear a remarkable resemblance? especially the sword-y thingy


and of course the adoring crowds of ohohon

just read the small print

its bismark
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:33 pm
in Hamburg

not dipl. ing von Hinteler

in Westphalia

Sad
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 02:58 pm
If Steve is going on with this, then ... he will watch birds and count squirrels one week long! :wink:
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hamburger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:04 pm
the name "bismarck" was only added to prevent the seething masses from breaking off pices of the monument for a souvenir ("bismarck" was not particularly popular with the hamburgers). hbg
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:06 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
When Hannibal crossed the Alps, he said: "All invalids and deadly ill soldiers out to the left."

And so the first Bavarians entered history ...

...and so, the Left was organized...
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:07 pm
I'm sure it is understood that there is no way I could've possibly passed up that opportunity.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:13 pm
lash wrote : "...and so, the Left was organized... ".

maybe i'm missing something here. the "LEFT" certainly never sprang up in bavaria. hbg
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 06:15 pm
You were missing something there.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 12:21 pm
Francis wrote:
I'm not ready for Dutch girlfriends then...

I wouldnt recommend them.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 12:34 pm
German women can be quite tough too.... Wink
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 12:36 pm
nimh wrote:
Francis wrote:
I'm not ready for Dutch girlfriends then...

I wouldnt recommend them.


You seem to have some scares of soul, Nimh.
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