Something Profound
Righto chaps and female chaps, assuming that chaps is a sort of word associated with maleness.. (according to whom, that's what i'd like to know) ..tis about time I said (wrote, whatever.. don't pick holes) something profound:
Something profound.
There you have it. Actually, I must say that I find Turkish Delight rather offensive - why is it so icky? Not really fond of ice tea either.. i mean.. no. stop with the ice tea.
Also, I am in want of an oven. This I have mentioned to some personages, who responded thusly:
Personage number one (who shall remain unnamed for legal reasons) when asked if they had an oven handy, stated that they did indeed have one... "up their sleevies". Great, thought i, and requested that they send it to me. All appearances suggested that they were most happy to oblige. It didn't show, Gutted.
Personage number two said that the weather in australia was hot, like an oven. NO! Silly person, this is not helpful! Is it really feasable to send the climate of australia through the post? i mean come on, be sensible.
Some people don't half talk carp. Terrible. Not me.. o no no.