Who's a "BASTID?"

#2,000,000 has ur name on it, pj!
now how 'bout turnin that upside down?

i was just wondering what ever happened to this guys on the list... did they get off early for good behavior?

There was a gathering, previously undisclosed, of all the bastids and ms pj. We were all sworn to secrecy, but seeing as how we are all bastids I can't see why I can't tell you all about it.

She did threaten us all with many kinds of awful things if we did tell but what the hell, you deserve to know the truth. And what is she going to do, come down here to New York and find me? Ha Ha.

so, get this:

There were twelve or thirteen of us all in a darkened room when the lady made her entrance. The atmosphere was electric and made more so by the music in our heads. She began walking around each one of us and



Excuse me there is someone at my door.

You BASTID!

Seed
Getting everyone on the list in the same room, at the same time, took a bit of doing.

What I did was, I mailed all of them a letter saying something like, "I know what you did last summer, and if you don't show up at this address at the time specified, I'm going to go public with your secret!"

I was under the impression that the "Anti-B" training session went well, but I see we have a nonconformist, JOE!

Some people are harder to break than others. I thought the 7 hr. "You will do as I say" S and M session cured Joe, but I guess not.

Looks like I'm going to have to break out the heavy artillery.

I will keep you posted.

Paula (I'm watching you B's) J

Dear Paula,
As the #2 Bastid on your list I'm becoming restless. The promised manual"How To Be My Favorite Bastid" has yet to arrive. The exercises you sent me are sooo boring. When are you going to come through with new material.

Sincerely, Bastid #2

Given your new work-out avatar, I can understand how you might be bored with the exercises you have been given.

I see I'm going to have to deal with you in a "Special" way.

I need to give this some thought.

TESTIMONIAL

so im guessing you used it once?

Hey! A new key-ring doesn't just buy itself, fellah!!

Your welcome!

Use her, I mean the card, responsibly.

I'll remember to bring my HandyCam.

Stilly, your the best, always thinking of others.

Not just for me, all me mates down the pub as well. Hey, if I buy something else can you bump me up a level and I can bang her sister as well?




I have been thinking of getting a pet......

Ahhhhhhhhh, eew.

Is that a pic of the deadly X-wifebeteus I've read so much about?

They kill.

I'm gonna strap it on Gus's right hand and bring his love life to an end. Are you with me?

Yes, full speed ahead. I've got your back covered.

im glad im here to document this momentous occasion

Did you bring a camera? Stilly is, ummmm, creative. No tellin' what he will do.

I quiver.